Fond of the speculative height, You think, no doubt, he sits and muses If he should chance to fall. Or troubles it at all. He sees, that this great round-about, Its customs, and its businesses, And says what says he?-Caw. Thrice happy bird! I too have seen And, sick of having seen 'em, And such a head between 'em. N painted plumes superbly dress'd, Poll gains at length the British shore, Part of the captain's precious store, A present to his toast. But 'tis her own important charge, And make him quite a wit. "Sweet Poll!" his doating mistress cries, "Sweet Poll!" the mimic bird replies; And calls aloud for sack. She next instructs him in the kiss; "Tis now a little one, like Miss, And now a hearty smack. At first he aims at what he hears; And, list'ning close with both his ears, Just catches at the sound; But soon articulates aloud, Much to th' amusement of the crowd, A querulous old woman's voice He scolds, and gives the lie. Belinda and her bird! 'tis rare, To meet with such a well-match'd pair, The language and the tone, Each character in ev'ry part Sustain'd with so much grace and art, And both in unison. When children first begin to spell, And stammer out a syllable, We think them tedious creatures; But difficulties soon abate, When birds are to be taught to prate, And women are the teachers. And why does thy nose look so blue? ""Tis the weather that's cold, 'Tis I'm grown very old, And my doublet is not very new, Well-a-day!" Then line thy worn doublet with ale, Gaffer Gray; The lawyer lives under the hill, Warmly fenced both in back and in front. "He will fasten his locks, And will threaten the stocks Should he ever more find me in want, The squire has fat beeves and brown ale, And the season will welcome you there. And his merry new year, Are all for the flush and the fair, My keg is but low, I confess, Gaffer Gray; What then? While it lasts, man, we'll live. "The poor man alone, When he hears the poor moan, Of his morsel a morsel will give, Well-a-day!" |