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AY we ask the reader | carnage about them carnage, and the pestilential to behold with us a vapors of the slaughtered. What a fine looking thing melancholy show - a it was! Yes, dress it as we may, dress and feather it, saddening, miserable daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs spectacle? We will about it-what is it, nine times out of ten, but Murder not take him to a pri- in uniform? Cain, taken the sergeant's shilling? son, a workhouse, a And now we hear the fifes and drums of her majesty's Bedlam, where human grenadiers. They pass on the other side; and a crowd nature expiates its of idlers, their hearts jumping to the music, their eyes guiltiness, its lack of dazzled, and their feelings perverted, hang about the worldly goods, its most march, and catch the infection-the love of glory! desperate perplexity; And true wisdom thinks of the world's age, and sighs but we will take him at its slow advance in all that really dignifies man, the to a wretchedness, first truest dignity being the truest love for his fellow. And contrived by wrong, and perpetuated by folly. We then hope and a faith in human progress contemplate the will show him the embryo mischief that, in due season, pageant, its real ghastliness disguised by outward glare shall be born in the completeness of its terror, and shall and frippery, and know the day will come when the symbe christened with a sounding name, Folly and Wicked-bols of war will be as the sacred beasts of old Egyptness standing sponsors.

We are in St. James's Park. The royal standard of England burns in the summer air-the queen is in London. We pass the palace, and in a few paces are in Birdcage Walk. There, reader, is the miserable show we promised you. There are some fifty recruits, drilled by a sergeant to do homicide cleanly, handsomely. In Birdcage Walk, Glory sits upon her eggs, and hatches eagles!

How very beautiful is the sky above us! What a blessing comes with the fresh, quick air! The trees drawing their green beauty from the earth, quicken our thoughts of the bounteousness of this teeming world. Here, in this nook, this patch, where we yet feel the vibrations of surrounding London-even here, nature, constant in her beauty, blooms and smiles, uplifting the heart of man, if the heart be his to own her.

things to mark the barbarism of by-gone war; melancholy records of the past perversity of human nature.

We can imagine the deep-chested laughter-the look of scorn that would annihilate, and then the small compassion-of the Man of War, at this, the dream of folly, or the wanderings of an inflamed brain. Yet, oh man. of war! at this very moment are you shrinking, withering, like an aged giant. The fingers of Opinion have been busy at your plumes-you are not the feathered thing you were; and then that little tube, the goosequill, has sent its silent shots into your huge anatomy; and the corroding INK, even whilst you look at it and think it shines so brightly, is eating with a tooth of rust into your sword.

That a man should kill a man, and rejoice in the deed -nay gather glory from it-is the act of the wild animal. The force of muscle and dexterity of limb, which Now look aside, and contemplate God's image with make the wild man a conqueror, are deemed in savage a musket. Your bosom still expanding with gratitude life man's highest attributes. The creature, whom in to nature, for the blessings she has heaped about you, the pride of our Christianity we call heathen and spiritbehold the crowning glory of God's work managed like ually desolate, has some personal feeling in the strifea machine, to slay the image of God-to stain the he kills his enemy, and then, making an oven of hot teeming earth with homicidal blood-to fill the air stones, bakes his dead body, and for crowning satisfacwith howling anguish! Is not yonder row of clowns tion, eats it. His enemy becomes a part of him: his a melancholy sight? Yet are they the sucklings of glory is turned to nutriment; and he is content. What Glory-the baby mighty ones of a future Gazette. barbarism! Field-marshals sicken at the horror; nay, Reason beholds them with a deep pity. Imagination troopers shudder at the tale, like a fine lady at a magnifies them into fiends of wickedness. There is toad.

In what, then, consists the prime evil? In the murder, or the meal? Which is the most hideous deed-to kill a man, or to cook and eat the man when killed? But softly, there is no murder in the case. The craft of a man has made a splendid ceremony of homicidehas invested it with dignity. He slaughters with flags flying, drums beating, trumpets braying. He kills according to method, and has worldly honors for his grim handiwork. He does not, like the unchristian savage, carry away with him mortal trophies from the skulls of his enemies. No; the alchemy or magic of authority turns his well-won scalps into epaulets, or hangs them in stars and crosses at his button-hole; and then, the battle over-the dead not eaten, but carefully buried-and the maimed and mangled howling and blaspheming in hospitals-the meek Christian warrior marches to church, and reverently folding his sweet and spotless hands, sings Te Deum. Angels waft his fervent thanks to God, to whose footstool-on his own faith-he has so lately sent his shuddering thousands. And this spirit of destruction working within him is canonized by the craft and ignorance of men, and worshipped as glory!

And this religion of the sword-this dazzling heathenism, that makes a pomp of wickedness-seizes and distracts us, even on the threshold of life. Swords and drums are our baby playthings; the types of violence and destruction are made the pretty pastime of our childhood; and as we grow older, the outward magnificence of the ogre Glory-his trappings and his trumpets, his privileges, and the songs that are shouted in his praise ensnare the bigger baby to his sacrifice. Hence, slaughter becomes an exalted profession; the marked, distinguished employment of what, in the jargon of the world, is called a gentleman.

But for this craft operating upon this ignorance, who -in the name of outraged God-would become the

hireling of the Sword? Hodge, poor fellow, enlists. He wants work; or he is idle, dissolute. Kept, by the injustice of the world, as ignorant as the farin-yard swine, he is the better instrument for the world's craft. His ear is tickled with the fife and drum; or he is drunk; or the sergeant-the lying valet of glory-tells a good tale, and already Hodge is a warrior in the rough. In a fortnight's time you may see him at Chatham; or, indeed, he was one of those we marked in Birdcage Walk. Day by day, the sergeant works at the block ploughman, and chipping and chipping, at length carves out a true, handsome soldier of the line.-What knew Hodge of the responsibility of man? What dreains had he of the self-accountability of the human spirit? He has become the lackey of carnage, the liveried footman, at a few pence per day of fire and blood. The musket-stock which for many an hour he hugs-hugs in sulks and weariness-was no more a party to its present use, than was Hodge. That piece of walnut is the fragment of a tree which might have given shade and fruit for another century; homely rustic people gathering under it. Now, it is the instrument of wrong and violence; the working tool of slaughter. Tree and man, are not their destinies as one?

And is Hodge alone of benighted mind? Is he alone deficient of that knowledge of moral right and wrong which really and truly crowns the man, king of himself? When he surrenders up his nature, a mere machine with human pulses, to do the bidding of war, has he taken counsel with his own reflection-does he know the limit of the sacrifice? He has taken the shilling, and he knows the facings of his uniform.

When the born and bred gentleman, to keep to coined and current terms, pays down his thousand pounds or so, for his commission, what incites to the purchase? It may be the elegant idleness of the calling; it may be the

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bullion and glitter of the regimentals; or, devout worshipper, it may be an unquenchable thirst for glory. From the moment that his name stars the Gazette, what does he become? The bond-servant of war. Instantly he ceases to be a judge between moral right and moral injury. It is his duty not to think, but to obey. He has given up, surrendered to another, the freedom of his soul: he has dethroned the majesty of his own will. He must be active in wrong, and see not the injustice; shed blood for craft and usurpation, calling bloodshed valor. He may be made, by the iniquity of those who use him, the burglar and the brigand; but glory calls him pretty names for his prowess, and the wicked weakness of the world shouts and acknowledges them. And is this the true condition of reasonable man? Is it by such means that he best vindicates the greatness of his mission here? Is he, when he most gives up the free motions of his own soul-is he then most glorious?

A few months ago, chance showed us a band of ruffians, who, as it afterwards appeared, were intent upon most desperate mischief. They spread themselves over the country, attacking, robbing, murdering all who fell into their hands. Men, women, and children, all suffered alike. Nor were the villains satisfied with this. In their wanton ruthlesness, they set fire to cottages, and tore up and destroyed plantations. Every footpace of their march was marked with blood and desolation.

Who are these wretches?-you ask. What place did they ravage? Were they not caught, and punished?

tends his wounds, that brings even a cup of water to his burning lips. Granted. But is there not heroism of a grander mould?-The heroism of forbearance? Is not the humanity that refuses to strike, a nobler virtue than the late pity born of violence? Pretty is it to see the victor with salve and lint kneeling at his bloody trophy-a maimed and agonized fellow-man,—but surely it had been better to withhold the blow, than to have been first mischievous, to be afterwards humane.

That nations, professing a belief in Christ, should couple glory with war, is monstrous blasphemy. Their faith, their professing faith, is "love one another:" their practice is to-cut throats; and more, to bribe and hoodwink men to the wickedness, the trade of blood is magnified into a virtue. We pray against battle, and glorify the deeds of death. We say, beautiful are the ways of peace, and then cocker ourselves upon our perfect doings in the art of man-slaying. Let us then cease to pay the sacrifice of admiration to the demonWar; let us not acknowledge him as a mighty and majestic principle, but, at the very best, a grim and melancholy necessity.

But there always has been-there always will be, war. It is inevitable; it is a part of the condition of human society. Man has always made glory to himself from the destruction of his fellow, and so it will continue. It may be very pitiable; would it were otherwise! But so it is, and there is no helping it.

Happily, we are slowly killing this destructive fallacy. A long breathing-time of peace has been fatal to the dread magnificence of glory. Science and philosophy— povera e nuda filosofia !—have made good their claims,

They were a part of the army of Africa; valorous Frenchmen, bound for Algiers, to cut Arab throats; and in the name of glory, and for the everlasting honor of France, to burn, pillage, and despoil; and all for na-inducing man to believe that he may vindicate the divintional honor-all for glory?

But Glory cannot dazzle Truth. Does it not at times appear no other than a highwayman, with a pistol at a nation's breast? A burglar, with a crow-bar, entering a kingdom. Alas! in this world, there is no Old Bailey for nations. Otherwise, where would have been the crowned heads that divided Poland? Those felon monarchs, anointed to steal? It is true the historian claps the cut-purse conqueror in the dock, and he is tried by the jury of posterity. He is past the verdict, yet is not its damnatory voice lost upon generations. For thus is the world taught-albeit slowly taught-true glory; when that which passed for virtue is truly tested to be vile; when the hero is hauled from the car, and fixed for ever in the pillory.

But war brings forth the heroism of the soul: war tests the magnanimity of man. Sweet is the humanity that spares a fallen foe; gracious the compassion that

ity of his nature otherwise than by perpetrating destruction. He begins to think there is a better glory in the communication of triumphs of mind, than in the clash of steel and roar of artillery. At the present moment, a society, embracing men of distant nations-"natural enemies," as the old, wicked cant of the old patriotism had it-is at work, plucking the plumes from Glory, unbracing his armor, and divesting the ogre of all that dazzled foolish and unthinking men, showing the rascal in his natural hideousness, in all his base deformity. Some, too, are calculating the cost of Glory's table: some showing what an appetite the demon has, devouring at a meal the substance of ten thousand sons of industry-yea, eating up the wealth of kingdoms. And thus, by degrees, are men beginning to look upon this god, Glory, as no more than a finely-trapped Sawney Bean,-a monster and a destroyer-a nuisance; a noisy lie.

TO STAND GODFATHER.

THERE are everywhere social customs which may be in the whole circle who would exclaim, with Candide's regarded as so many snares laid for the incautious metaphysical pedagogue, that all is for the best in this inhabitant or the ignorant foreigner; but no country best of worlds. At length it struck Madame Poupart

is so rich in this respect as la belle France. Having been lately the victim of one of these traditional traps, I will describe it here, in order to warn others against it.

that you are a true child of fortune-a thoroughly lucky man." -I acknowledged the compliment by bowing in silence.-"Yes, you-a bachelor, without cares or anxieties of any kind, enjoying good health and a fine independence-you stand in the very sunshine of fortune; and, therefore, I ask you, in my own name and that of my wife, to stand godfather to our child."

Being a bachelor of a certain age, I occupied a snug little apartment on the third floor of a nice house or hôtel, as the concierge used to call it, in the Faubourg St. Honoré. The first floor, a very splendid suite of rooms, was occupied by M. and Madame de Poupart, an At first I declined politely, thinking the request a litinteresting young couple, whose acquaintance I had the tle curious; but M. de Poupart called it a trifle-although honor of making through a common female friend, he should feel much obliged; and there is always someMadame de Grandville. Having once or twice dined at thing so touching even in maternal weakness and supertheir table, madame was thereupon kind enough to stition, that I assented at last. As Roman Catholics bestow on me the agreeable title of an ami de la maison; are accustomed to baptize their children as soon as posand I was at the time rather proud of this circum-sible, the ceremony was fixed for the next day but one, stance, little thinking how much the distinction would and was to take place at the venerable church of St.

cost me.

One evening, I was comfortably seated in my fauteuil à la Voltaire, perusing one of those papers which are read with as little attention as they are written by the journalists themselves, and which Lamartine has described as cet écho du matin que le soir on oublie, when the bell rang at my door. On opening, I recognized my first-floor neighbor, the amiable M. de Poupart; and after the usual salutations, the following conversation took place between us :

"Excuse me, sir," said M. de Poupart, "for interrupting you at so late an hour; and an apology is, the more necessary, because I am about to commit an indiscretion."

"I am glad to hear it," said I; "for I was afraid at first some misfortune might have happened to madame." "Oh, no, thank you; she is as well as can be expected in her situation; for I have come to say, that since the afternoon I have had the good-fortune to become the father of a most beautiful baby-a chubby, rosy little fellow."

"I am glad to hear it: pray accept for both madame and you my best congratulations and most sincere good wishes."

"A thousand thanks," said my obliging neighbor; "and in connection with that happy event, I have just something very trifling to ask of you. My good wife, as you must be aware, is a little inclined to superstition, and the convent-education she received has not done much towards lessening that disposition. You may imagine with what anxiety she pondered over the future destinies of our expected first-born, and touching them she consulted a famous somnambulist, who predicted that the baby would be very fortunate if it had a happy godfather. We have been on the look-out ever since among our friends and acquaintances for the most prosperous. But this is difficult: one has too many children; another none at all; a third has a cross wife; a fourth has speculated in the funds: in short, there is not one

Roch. There was no time to be lost; and, being thoroughly ignorant of French manners and usages, I applied the next morning to Madame de Grandville, and begged her to tell me what I was to do. She was exceedingly kind; assured me that the invitation was a token of high consideration on the part of M. and Madame de Poupart, and said there was nothing at all to do but to make a few trifling presents. Besides, I was to enjoy the good-fortune of having one of the most elegant and beautiful young ladies of Paris-that is to say, her own dear niece-as partner in the ceremony, for she was to stand godmother. The obliging lady immediately wrote a memorandum of what was wanted, addressed to the director of La Belle Jardinière, a very fashionable establishment of nouveautés, as the Parisians call it. She would look after the rest herself. I returned thanks, took the billet, and drove hastily to the elegant shop.

A very engaging demoiselle de boutique (at home we call her a shop-woman) read the letter, and shewed me at once a charming godchild's basket. It was lovely indeed, but it cost £4. Nothing else would do, said the pretty demoiselle, and so I took it. Then she herself chose a beautiful-box, the perfume of which was exquisite, and filled it gracefully with two dozen pairs of fine gloves, two fans-one a precious antique, and the other an artistic modern one-several phials of essences, and a necklace of Turkish pearls. She handed me at the same time a handsome bill-written on glazed paper, adorned with an engraving in goldand the different items amounting to £17. I did not dare to raise an objection, as this pretty box was destined for my elegant partner, and I took, reluc tantly, I must confess, twenty-one napoleons out of my purse.

I thought this was behaving pretty well, and went triumphantly to Madame de Grandville, who did not look absolutely delighted.

"The box," she remarked, "though not at all rich, is

handsome, and I hope your fair lady will receive it with pleasure. But see, here are the beautiful little presents I have bought for you to give the accouchée: fifty francs worth of bonbons and sweets of the best description, to fill the basket and divide among the guests; a bronze night-lamp by Cain, and a silver bowl engraved by Froment-Meurice-the two for twenty louis: you could not offer less to a lady of fifty thousand francs a year; for the nurse, a cap of real lace, five louis-a mere nothing; for the nursery-maid, this French shawl-that is enough for her. I should have liked to buy something besides for the baby, but we must do things as simply as possible."

I stood amazed. It cost me more than £100, that Madame de Poupart had consulted a somnambulist, and thought me a lucky fellow. And, besides, there lay before me a frightful series of étrennes, to be given every year to my blessed godchild. But what could I do? The pill was bitter indeed, but I was obliged to swallow it with the best grace I could. I had pledged my word, and fallen into the snare.

presents had been thankfully received by the young mother, the nurse, and the nursery-maid, and my good taste was much applauded. In the church, a new series began. Before the child was christened, I had to give a wax-taper to the curé, an offering to the vicaire, pour-boires to the sexton, the choristers, the suisse, the sacristan, the door-keeper, the giver of holywater; besides alms for the poor of the parish, the wants of the church, the missions, the convents, &c. I thought it would never come to an end. At last the baby was duly received into the Christian community, and we went away, the suisse preceding us with great pomp, and striking his cane against the pavement of the holy building in a masterly way. I hung my head, for my purse was empty; and, besides, I had the mortification to see that another name than mine was entered in the parish-register, because I did not belong to the Catholic persuasion, and to hear that my godchild did not even bear my name: for who in France would consent to have a son called Peter? Désiré-Eugène is much prettier and more modern.

The happy day arrived, and in the morning I received So I had spent about 120 guineas for a compliment a beautiful bouquet from Madame de Grandville's ele- from Madame de Poupart, a courtesy from the nurse, gant niece. I thought it ugly, for it cost too much. I a nosegay from the godmother, and a flourish from a had the honor of fetching the blooming lady in a car- suisse with a cocked-hat. I found these rather expenriage, and we drove to the church; the godmother hav-sive honors, and declared inwardly, like the poor raven ing put my necklace of Turkish pearls round her fair in La Fontaine's fable, Mais un peu tard, qu'on ne m'y neck, and I holding her flowers in my hand. My costly prendrait plus.

TOO SHREWD BY HALF;

OR, CONCEIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.

A FRENCH INCIDENT.

SEVERAL years since, two young men stopped at the inn at Montaign, waiting for the coach that was to take them on to Fontenay. One of them, who was dressed in a blouse of unbleached linen, had hanging from a crossed shoulder belt a gourd encased in wicker-work, and a tin box, adapted for holding botanical specimens, while in his hand he carried a geological hammer. His open countenance beamed with health and good humor, while that of his companion was bilious and anxious looking. The latter wore an elegant travelling costume; but a pair of large blue spectacles concealed his eyes, and by no means tended to improve the expression of his face. He had just opened a letter, and was preparing to read it for his friend. "Is it from your cousin, Colonel Leclerc ?" asked the latter.

"From his wife. I will read it for you.

"MY DEAR FRANCIS-As soon as you receive this letter, set out to come to us. The new prefect of La Vendée is to pass a few days here. You know, of course, that his name is Vernon, that he is brother to the minister of justice, and that the place of attorney-general,

which you are seeking, will be infallibly granted on his recommendation. Come, then, and try to meet his approbation. He is a man of quiet, simple habits, who never assumes authority except when he wishes to confer a benefit or to redress a wrong. He is coming to our house in order to enjoy a few days' relaxation. My husband did not forget to put in a good word for you in his last letter; but M. Vernon replied that he must see you and judge for himself. Your success, therefore, will entirely depend on the impression you make on him, and I hope it will be a favorable one.

"Your affectionate cousin,
"LUOY LECLERO.'

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