The Funny Side of Physic, Or, the Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice : an Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All CountriesBurr Publishing Company, 1880 - 13 pages |
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... EYES . DISEASE AND INSANITY . -USES OF THE WEED . GETS RID OF SUPERFLUOUS POPULATION . TOBAC- CO WORSE THAN RUM . THE OLD FARMER'S DOG AND THE WOODCHUCK . — “ WHAT KILLED HIM . " - - · 633 XXVI . DRESS AND ADDRESS OF PHYSICIANS . GOSSIP ...
... EYES . DISEASE AND INSANITY . -USES OF THE WEED . GETS RID OF SUPERFLUOUS POPULATION . TOBAC- CO WORSE THAN RUM . THE OLD FARMER'S DOG AND THE WOODCHUCK . — “ WHAT KILLED HIM . " - - · 633 XXVI . DRESS AND ADDRESS OF PHYSICIANS . GOSSIP ...
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... EYES OPEN AND MOUTH CLOSED . THE LUNGS AND BREATHING . A MAN FULL OF HOLES . SEVEN MILLION MOUTHS TO FEED . PURE WATER.- SOAP VS. WRINKLES . GOD'S SUNSHINE . - - CLEANLINESS . • 748 CONTENTS . XXXII . HEALTH WITHOUT MEDICINE . 13 ...
... EYES OPEN AND MOUTH CLOSED . THE LUNGS AND BREATHING . A MAN FULL OF HOLES . SEVEN MILLION MOUTHS TO FEED . PURE WATER.- SOAP VS. WRINKLES . GOD'S SUNSHINE . - - CLEANLINESS . • 748 CONTENTS . XXXII . HEALTH WITHOUT MEDICINE . 13 ...
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... eyes , and ran away with it . The doctor was too lame to run after him , and before he could stir to ring and give alarm the thief was well off . " This reminds one of a story of an old man who stood in a highway , leaning on his staff ...
... eyes , and ran away with it . The doctor was too lame to run after him , and before he could stir to ring and give alarm the thief was well off . " This reminds one of a story of an old man who stood in a highway , leaning on his staff ...
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... eyes watery and restless , his thin stock of hair- indicating a corresponding poverty of brain - black , streaked by gray , was stuck back professionally ( ! ) over a low bump . of veneration , and high organs of firmness and self ...
... eyes watery and restless , his thin stock of hair- indicating a corresponding poverty of brain - black , streaked by gray , was stuck back professionally ( ! ) over a low bump . of veneration , and high organs of firmness and self ...
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... eyes . " Who's telling this story , you or me ? " exclaimed Sam , with a wink . " Yes , he talked pills by Bible doctrine , swore his essences by the blood of the Lamb , the old hypocrite . I knowed he was a - blamed old hypocrite , for ...
... eyes . " Who's telling this story , you or me ? " exclaimed Sam , with a wink . " Yes , he talked pills by Bible doctrine , swore his essences by the blood of the Lamb , the old hypocrite . I knowed he was a - blamed old hypocrite , for ...
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Page 22 - And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the Lord, but to the physicians.
Page 587 - Have you heard of the wonderful one-hoss shay, That was built in such a logical way It ran a hundred years to a day, And then, of a sudden, it ah, but stay, I'll tell you what happened without delay, Scaring the parson into fits, Frightening people out of their wits, — Have you ever heard of that, I say? Seventeen hundred and fifty-five.
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