178 "The Better for it." Say, have you seen the emptying of the sty When drinking time is done and men are sent, No need to draw the drunkard: well you know You will he often quoted: when the dying Rot in the jail or foul the pauper's bed: When fathers hear the hungry children crying, And mothers-nature-banned-have wished them dead. Your speech-the landlord lends it-will be read: Ask what the judges, doctors, jailors, say! God pardon you the lesson you have taught, For who can estimate the wrong you do? The drinker to the nurseries of vice! Your words will do it: though the words be few. They come from one who leads the loftier ranks : So, prospering publicans will give you thanks, The Epitaph in Flowers. THE EPITAPH IN FLOWERS. DR. SPENCER T. HALL. OHN BLOOMER was a botanist, JOHN Who wander'd up and down, In shady woods, through winding lanes, Great friends of his were all old trees Would he discourse for hours. `And though his words to childhood's mind He loved their uses to explain So children liked the good old man, While he would search for plants most rare Sometimes he'd point them to the oak, Of forest trees the king, Their little minds would bring. He'd let them through his wondrous glass That deeper grew, as thus they look'd, Then next the glass a tuft of moss With hills, and dales, and leafy groves, And when 'twas done, he'd say that God, In wisdom and in handiwork Was equal in them all. At length, when good John Bloomer died, While the old sexton o'er him threw The soft earth with his spade; The children he so well had loved And one took root, and spreads its leaves 180 The Soldier's Return. How little thought the Botanist, AS THE SOLDIER'S RETURN. SMOLLETT. S we stood at the window of an inn that fronted the public prison, a person arrived on horseback, genteelly though plainly dressed in a blue frock, with his own hair cut short, and a gold-laced hat upon his head. Alighting, and giving his horse to the landlord, he advanced to an old man who was at work in paving the street, and accosted him in these words "This is hard work for such an old man as you." So saying, he took the instrument out of his hand, and began to thump the pavement. After a few strokes, "Had you never a son," said he, "to ease you of this labour?" "Yes, an' please your honour," replied the senior, "I have three hopeful lads, but at present they are out of the way." "Honour not me," cried the stranger; "it more becomes me to honour your gray hairs. Where are those sons you talk of?" The ancient paviour said, his eldest son was a captain in the East Indies, and the youngest had lately enlisted as a soldier, in hopes of prospering like his brother. The gentleman desiring to know what was become of the second, he wiped his eyes, and owned he had taken upon him his old father's debts, for which he was now in the prison hard by. The traveller made three quick steps towards the jail; then turning short, "Tell me," said he, "has that unnatural captain sent you nothing to relieve your distresses?" "Call him not unnatural," replied the other, "God's blessing be upon him! he sent me a great deal of money, but I made When loving hearts grow cold. 181 a bad use of it; I lost it by being security for a gentleman that was my landlord, and was stripped of all I had in the world besides." At that instant a young man, thrusting out his head and neck between two bars in the prison window, exclaimed, "Father! father! if my brother William is in life, that's he." "I am! I am!" cried the stranger, clasping the old man in his arms, and shedding a flood of tears; "I am your son Willy, sure enough!" Before the father, who was quite confounded, could make any return to this tenderness, a decent old woman, bolting out from the door of a poor habitation, cried, "Where is my bairn? where is my dear Willy?" The captain no sooner beheld her than he quitted his father, and ran into her embrace. WHEN LOVING HEARTS GROW COLD. T. H. EVANS. HIS world's a sad, unhappy place, TH Its charms have lost their hold, And all things wear a tearful face, Oh! life's bereft of all its sweets, When nought but chilling silence greets, When lips, despite our fond caress, Keep statue-like and cold; And we get no returning press From hands we love to hold: And cruel silence chains the breath, 182 The Briefless Barrister. THE BRIEFLESS BARRISTER. J. G. SAXE. AN attorney was taking a turn, In shabby habiliments drest; His breeches had suffered a breach, His linen and worsted were worse; And thus as he wandered along, "Unfortunate man that I am! And in brief, I've ne'er had a brief! "I've waited and waited in vain, Expecting an 'opening' to find, Where an honest young lawyer might gain "Tis not that I'm wanting in law, "O, how can a modest young man E'er hope for the smallest progression,— The profession's already so full Of lawyers so full of profession!" While thus he was strolling around, On a very deep hole in the ground, And he sighed to himself, "It is well!" To curb his emotions, he sat On the curbstone the space of a minute, Then cried, "Here's an opening at last!" And in less than a jiffy was in it! |