Some said that his liver was short of bile, And some that his heart was over size, While some kept arguing all the while He was crammed with tubercles up to his eyes. This fine young man then up stepped he, By the fifty-seventh of Louis's laws. But since the case is a desperate one, To explore his chest it may be well; For if he should die and it were not done, You know the autopsy would not tell. Then out his stethoscope he took, And on it placed his curious ear; Mon Dieu! said he, with a knowing look, Why here is a sound that's mighty queer! The bourdonnement is very clear, Amphoric buzzing, as I'm alive! There's empyema beyond a doubt; The diagnosis was made out, They tapped the patient; so he died. Now such as hate new-fashioned toys They said that rattles were made for boys, And vowed that his buzzing was all a hum. There was an old lady had long been sick, And what was the matter none did know: Her pulse was slow, though her tongue was quick; To her this knowing youth must go. So there the nice old lady sat, With phials and boxes all in a row; Now, when the stethoscope came out, The flies began to buzz and whiz;· O ho! the matter is clear, no doubt; An aneurism there plainly is. The bruit de râpe and the bruit de scie And the bruit de diable are all combined; How happy Bouillaud would be, If he a case like this could find! Now, when the neighboring doctors found They every day her ribs did pound In squads of twenty; so she died. Then six young damsels, slight and frail, Received this kind young doctor's cares; They all were getting slim and pale, And short of breath on mounting stairs. They all made rhymes with "sighs" and "skies," And loathed their puddings and buttered rolls, And dieted, much to their friends' surprise, On pickles and pencils and chalk and coals. So fast their little hearts did bound, The frightened insects buzzed the more; So over all their chests he found The râle sifflant, and râle sonore. He shook his head; -- there's grave disease, I greatly fear you all must die; A slight post-mortem, if you please, Surviving friends would gratify. The six young damsels wept aloud, Which so prevailed on six young men, That each his honest love avowed, Whereat they all got well again. This poor young man was all aghast; To practise in a country town. The doctors being very sore, A stethoscope they did devise, That had a rammer to clear the bore, With a knob at the end to kill the flies. Now use your ears, all you that can, EXTRACTS FROM A MEDICAL POEM. THE STABILITY OF SCIENCE. HE feeble sea-birds, blinded in the storms, On some tall lighthouse dash their little forms, And the rude granite scatters for their pains Those small deposits that were meant for brains. I tell their fate, though courtesy disclaims See where aloft its hoary forehead rears The towering pride of twice a thousand years! Far, far below the vast incumbent pile Sleeps the gray rock from art's Ægean isle; Its massive courses, circling as they rise, Swell from the waves to mingle with the skies ; There every quarry lends its marble spoil, And clustering ages blend their common toil; The Greek, the Roman, reared its ancient walls, The silent Arab arched its mystic halls; In that fair niche, by countless billows laved, Trace the deep lines that Sydenham engraved; On yon broad front that breasts the changing swell, Mark where the ponderous sledge of Hunter fell; By that square buttress look where Louis stands, The stone yet warm from his uplifted hands; And say, O Science, shall thy life-blood freeze, When fluttering folly flaps on walls like these? A PORTRAIT. SIMPLE in youth, but not austere in age; Calm, but not cold, and cheerful though a sage; Too true to flatter, and too kind to sneer, And only just when seemingly severe; So gently blending courtesy and art, That wisdom's lips seemed borrowing friendship's heart. Taught by the sorrows that his age had known As hour by hour his lengthened day declined, * Ο βίος βραχύς, * Η τέχνη μακρή, A SENTIMENT. life is but a song; art is wondrous long; Yet to the wise her paths are ever fair, And Patience smiles, though Genius may despair. Give us but knowledge, though by slow degrees, And blend our toil with moments bright as these; Let Friendship's accents cheer our doubtful way, And Love's pure planet lend its guiding ray, Our tardy Art shall wear an angel's wings, And life shall lengthen with the joy it brings! |