From which I never could refrain, To cut his hedges down for fire; DAPH D DAPHN E. APHNE knows, with equal ease, Makes her fole delight to vex. Never hears what you can say: When she knows fhe's moft to blame. Send me hence ten thousand miles, Of Or in folly ftill befriend her, But have no concern to mend her. Nor endeavour to convict her. Always to advise her wrong; And reprove her when she's right; No----that scheme will ne'er fucceed, She has better learnt her creed: She's too cunning, and too skilful, When to yield, and when be wilful. Nature holds her forth two mirrors, One for truth, and one for errors : That looks hideous, fierce, and frightful, This is flatt'ring and delightful : That she throws away as foul`; Sits by this, to drefs her foul. Thus you have the cafe in view, Daphne, 'twixt the Dean and you; Heav'n forbid he should defpife thee, But will never more advise thee. VOL. XVI. X 6 TWELVE TWELVE ARTICLES. I. Left it may more quarrels breed, - II. By difputing I will never To convince you, once endeavour. III. When a paradox you stick to, IV. When I talk, and you are heedlefs, V. When your speeches are abfurd, VI. When you furious argue wrong, VII. Not a jeft, or hum'rous story, Will I ever tell before ye: To be childen for explaining When you quite mistake the meaning. VIII. VIII. Never more will I fuppofe You can tafte my verse or profe; IX. You no more at me fhall fret, X. You fhall never hear me thunder, When you blunder on, and blunder. XI. Shew your poverty of spirit, And in drefs place all your merit That with me fhall break no squares, XII. Never will I give advice 'Till you please to ask me thrice; Which, if you in fcorn reject, 'Twill be just as I expect. Thus we both fhall have our ends, And continue fpecial friends, |