The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 pages |
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... Dear Bob .. 396 :::::::::::: Don't Dirty my Stockings 470 Every Inch of a Man 286 446 Don't feel Well 207 .. Every Right 138 133 Don't Know for Certain 199 Exaggeration 223 342 Don't Let me Forget .. 64 Examination , An 380 342 Don't ...
... Dear Bob .. 396 :::::::::::: Don't Dirty my Stockings 470 Every Inch of a Man 286 446 Don't feel Well 207 .. Every Right 138 133 Don't Know for Certain 199 Exaggeration 223 342 Don't Let me Forget .. 64 Examination , An 380 342 Don't ...
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... Dear Baby ? 72 Wordy Orator 231 93 Where I Please .. 329 49 Where the Whiskey was Working Man's Standing in Society World is like a Baked Meat - pio 59 133 152 World like a Piano 464 446 Which am de Mudder of de Chicken ? 135 World's a ...
... Dear Baby ? 72 Wordy Orator 231 93 Where I Please .. 329 49 Where the Whiskey was Working Man's Standing in Society World is like a Baked Meat - pio 59 133 152 World like a Piano 464 446 Which am de Mudder of de Chicken ? 135 World's a ...
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... dear , to the gentleman - go , dear . " Mr. Slick kissed him , asked him if he would go to the States along with him , told him all the little girls would fall in love with him , for they didn't see such a beautiful face once in a month ...
... dear , to the gentleman - go , dear . " Mr. Slick kissed him , asked him if he would go to the States along with him , told him all the little girls would fall in love with him , for they didn't see such a beautiful face once in a month ...
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... dear sir , you are quite mistaken , I assure you . I only adhere to the author's instructions in respect to the dis- ordered dress , to show- Who wrote this play ? " demanded the mayor . " Good gracious ! " exclaimed M - y , " don't you ...
... dear sir , you are quite mistaken , I assure you . I only adhere to the author's instructions in respect to the dis- ordered dress , to show- Who wrote this play ? " demanded the mayor . " Good gracious ! " exclaimed M - y , " don't you ...
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... Dear me ! ' said I , signals by looks ? ' ' No , ' said he , by words . If Mrs. Smigsmag is to lead , Smigsmag says , " Dear , begin . " Dear begins with " d , " so does diamonds , and out comes one from the lady . lead , and she says ...
... Dear me ! ' said I , signals by looks ? ' ' No , ' said he , by words . If Mrs. Smigsmag is to lead , Smigsmag says , " Dear , begin . " Dear begins with " d , " so does diamonds , and out comes one from the lady . lead , and she says ...
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Page 364 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, That a chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...
Page 365 - Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Page 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Page 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Page 365 - Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the -Moses - was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill First a shiver, and then a thrill, Then something decidedly like a spill.
Page 364 - He would build one shay to beat the taown 'n' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun' ; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: — " Fur," said the Deacon, " 't's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain ; 'n' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Page 215 - Then Abner Dean of Angel's raised a point of order — when A chunk of old red sandstone took him in the abdomen, And he smiled a kind of sickly smile, and curled up on the floor, And the subsequent proceedings interested him no more.
Page 12 - But the hands that were played By that heathen Chinee, And the points that he made, Were quite frightful to see; Till at last he put down a right bower, Which the same Nye had dealt unto me. Then I looked up at Nye, And he gazed upon me; And he rose with a sigh, And said, "Can this be? We are ruined by Chinese cheap labor," And he went for that heathen Chinee.
Page 393 - LITTLE I ask ; my wants are few : I only wish a hut of stone (A very plain brown stone will do) That I may call my own ; — And close at hand is such a one, In yonder street that fronts the sun. Plain food is quite enough for me ; Three courses are as good as ten ; — If Nature can subsist on three, Thank Heaven for three. Amen ! I always thought cold victual nice ; — My choice would be vanilla-ice.
Page 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide ; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim. Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a-sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, " I 'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.