The world of wit and humour, ed. by G.M. FennGeorge Manville Fenn Cassell, Petter, & Galpin, 1899 - 480 pages |
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... Walking Off the Edge 198 Afraid of Work .. Apothecary , An .. .. 272 Bane of Earthly Bliss .. 192 63 Apple - pie Causes ... Walk as Ride .. Ashes Asking for Pocket - money .. .. .. 183 208 Barring the Beef 239 59 190 Barrister and the ...
... Walking Off the Edge 198 Afraid of Work .. Apothecary , An .. .. 272 Bane of Earthly Bliss .. 192 63 Apple - pie Causes ... Walk as Ride .. Ashes Asking for Pocket - money .. .. .. 183 208 Barring the Beef 239 59 190 Barrister and the ...
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... Walk with a Ventriloquist WALLER , JOHN FRANCIS- The Duelo Want to be Off War , On .. .. Cruise of the Polly Anr Joy in the House of Ward Visit to Brigham Young , A Webster Warm Ale Warm up the Subject .. WARREN , SAMUEL- Tittlebat ...
... Walk with a Ventriloquist WALLER , JOHN FRANCIS- The Duelo Want to be Off War , On .. .. Cruise of the Polly Anr Joy in the House of Ward Visit to Brigham Young , A Webster Warm Ale Warm up the Subject .. WARREN , SAMUEL- Tittlebat ...
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... walk he passed through a farmyard : in the front of the farmhouse was a green , in the centre of which was a pond - in the pond were ducks innumerable , swimming and diving ; on its verdant bank , a motley group of gallant cocks and ...
... walk he passed through a farmyard : in the front of the farmhouse was a green , in the centre of which was a pond - in the pond were ducks innumerable , swimming and diving ; on its verdant bank , a motley group of gallant cocks and ...
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... your very nose , Perform his knavish tricks , Enter your room as I have done , Blow out your candles -- thus , and thus notice . " And walk off thus ! " 7 www.IMOX S AM SLICK was mostly at his best 6 THE WORLD OF WIT AND HUMOUR .
... your very nose , Perform his knavish tricks , Enter your room as I have done , Blow out your candles -- thus , and thus notice . " And walk off thus ! " 7 www.IMOX S AM SLICK was mostly at his best 6 THE WORLD OF WIT AND HUMOUR .
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... walk , with anuther i kleared the gutter , and with anuther , i stud in the middle ov the strets snorting like a injin poney at a band ov musik ; i gazed in wilde despare at the tavern stand , mi harte swelled up as big as an out door ...
... walk , with anuther i kleared the gutter , and with anuther , i stud in the middle ov the strets snorting like a injin poney at a band ov musik ; i gazed in wilde despare at the tavern stand , mi harte swelled up as big as an out door ...
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Page 364 - Now in building of chaises, I tell you what, There is always somewhere a weakest spot, — In hub, tire, felloe, in spring or thill, In panel, or crossbar, or floor, or sill, In screw, bolt, thoroughbrace, — lurking still, Find it somewhere you must and will, — Above or below, or within or without, — And that's the reason, beyond a doubt, That a chaise breaks down, but doesn't wear out. But the Deacon swore (as Deacons do, With an "I dew vum...
Page 365 - Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
Page 133 - Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves is as true of personal habits as of money.
Page 40 - The school-boy whips his taxed top ; the beardless youth manages his taxed horse with a taxed bridle, on a taxed road ; and the dying Englishman, pouring his medicine, which has paid...
Page 365 - Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson. Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text, Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the -Moses - was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill First a shiver, and then a thrill, Then something decidedly like a spill.
Page 364 - He would build one shay to beat the taown 'n' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun' ; It should be so built that it couldn' break daown: — " Fur," said the Deacon, " 't's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain ; 'n' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, Is only jest T' make that place uz strong uz the rest.
Page 215 - Then Abner Dean of Angel's raised a point of order — when A chunk of old red sandstone took him in the abdomen, And he smiled a kind of sickly smile, and curled up on the floor, And the subsequent proceedings interested him no more.
Page 12 - But the hands that were played By that heathen Chinee, And the points that he made, Were quite frightful to see; Till at last he put down a right bower, Which the same Nye had dealt unto me. Then I looked up at Nye, And he gazed upon me; And he rose with a sigh, And said, "Can this be? We are ruined by Chinese cheap labor," And he went for that heathen Chinee.
Page 393 - LITTLE I ask ; my wants are few : I only wish a hut of stone (A very plain brown stone will do) That I may call my own ; — And close at hand is such a one, In yonder street that fronts the sun. Plain food is quite enough for me ; Three courses are as good as ten ; — If Nature can subsist on three, Thank Heaven for three. Amen ! I always thought cold victual nice ; — My choice would be vanilla-ice.
Page 105 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide ; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim. Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a-sitting in the shade ; He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, " I 'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.