Prescribe all rules of right or wrong, 295 That sway all nations how we please. We rule all churches and their flocks, Heretical and orthodox, 300 And are the heavenly vehicles O' th' spirits, in all conventicles: By us is all commerce and trade Improv'd, and manag'd, and decay'd; For nothing can go off so well, 305 Nor bears that price, as what we sell. We rule in ev'ry public meeting, And make men do what we judge fitting; Where men do nothing, but wear gowns. 310 We make the man of war strike sail, And to our braver conduct veil, And, when h' has chas'd his enemies, 303. This regards the influence which the tides, intimately connected with the changes of the moon, are well known to have upon commercial affairs. Is there an officer of state, We are your guardians, that increase, Or waste your fortunes how we please; In all your matters, ill or well. 'Tis we that can dispose alone, Can fit you with what heirs we please ; 315 320 325 330 Nor can the rigorousest course Prevail, unless to make us worse; Who still the harsher we are us'd, 335 Are farther off from b'ing reduc'd: Arts, born with us, for remedy; 340 Which all your politics, as yet, Have ne'er been able to defeat: For when y' have try'd all sorts of ways, To fight our battles in our steads, 345 And have your brains beat out o' your heads; And fight at once with fire and water, With pirates, rocks, and storms, and seas, Kill one another, and cut throats, And have brains beat out the sooner; your Or crack'd, as learnedly, upon Things that are never to be known: And still appear the more industrious, 350 355 The more your projects are prepost'rous; 360 To square the circle of the arts, And run stark mad to shew your parts; Expound the oracle of laws, And turn them which way we see cause; Be our solicitors and agents, 365 And stand for us in all engagements. And these are all the mighty pow'rs You vainly boast, to cry down ours; And what in real value's wanting, Supply with vapouring and ranting: 370 Because yourselves are terrify'd, Believe we have as little wit By your example, lose that right In treaties, which we gain'd in fight: Pass on ourselves a Salique law: Or, as some nations use, give place, 375 380 THE ELEPHANT IN THE MOON. A LEARN'D Society of late, ELEPHANT IN THE MOON. 1. If the method of explaining Hudibras, resorted to in the preceding part of this volume, be subject to any doubt, that doubt will be removed on a perusal of a few notes upon another Poem, attributed to the same Samuel Butler, the received author of Hudibras. This Poem, in no degree less ingenious than Hudibras itself, is the Elephant in the Moon, written, as it is said, in satire of the Royal Society of the day. The way in which the satire operates, is by imputing the fruits of their lucubrations to the influence of lunacy, under which idea I shall enter upon an illustration of the poem in the same manner as I have endeavoured to throw light upon Hudibras. 2. If, as will presently be seen, the characters of this Poem are to be traced to the moon, that will sufficiently explain the epithet foreign, as the moon's brightness accounts for the term glory. |