Alexis, the Clepsydra of Eubulus-and the woman who bore this name, had it because she used to distribute her company by the hour-glass, and to dismiss her visitors when it had run down; as Asclepiades, the son of Areas, relates in his History of Demetrius Phalereus; and he says that her proper name was Meticha. who is a positive Calamity and ruin to her keeper; And yet he's glad at nourishing such a pest. On which account, in the Neæra of Timocles, a man is represented as lamenting his fate, and saying But I, unhappy man, who first loved Phryne And in the play entitled Orestantoclides, the same Timocles says And round the wretched man old women sleep, Gnathæna, Pythionica, Myrrhina, Chrysis, Conallis, Hieroclea, and And these courtesans are mentioned by Amphis, in his Curis, where he says Wealth truly seems to me to be quite blind, Since he ne'er ventures near this woman's doors, And others like them, traps of men's existence, And ne'er departs. 23. And Alexis, in the drama entitled Isostasium, thus describes the equipment of a courtesan, and the artifices which some women use to make themselves up For, first of all, to earn themselves much gain, They enlist fresh girls, and add recruits, who ne'er Different in manners, and in look, and semblance Of thinnest substance, and, with head depress'd They crown it with false breasts, such as perchance Has any one red eyebrows-those they smear White-lead will that correct. This girl's too fair— Is she a splendid figure-then her charms But ill-inclined to laugh, then she is kept Close within doors whole days, and all the things Which cooks keep by them when they sell goats' heads, Such as a stick of myrrh, she's forced to keep Between her lips, till they have learnt the shape Of the required grin. And by such arts They make their charms and persons up for market. 24. And therefore I advise you, my Thessalian friend with the handsome chairs, to be content to embrace the women in the brothels, and not to spend the inheritance of your children on vanities. For, truly, the lame man gets on best at this sort of work; since your father, the boot-maker, did not lecture you and teach you any great deal, and did not confine you to looking at leather. Or do you not know those women, as we find them called in the Pannuchis of Eubulus Thrifty decoys, who gather in the money,- And in his Nannium, (the play under this name is the work of For he who secretly goes hunting for Just out of wantonness and not for love. Which sent forth such an admiral as Cydias. Xenarchus also, in his Pentathlum, reproaches those men. who live as you do, and who fix their hearts on extravagant courtesans, and on freeborn women; in the following linesIt is a terrible, yes a terrible and Intolerable evil, what the young Men do throughout this city. For although Marshall'd in order; and though they may choose Thin, stout, or round, tall, wrinkled, or smooth-faced, So that they need not clamber up a ladder, Nor steal through windows out of free men's houses, E'en when they have the opportunity, If any thought of Draco's laws comes o'er them? 25. And Philemon, in his Brothers, relates that Solon at first, on account of the unbridled passions of the young, made a law that women might be brought to be prostituted at brothels; as Nicander of Colophon also states, in the third book of his History of the Affairs of Colophon,-saying that he first erected a temple to the Public Venus with the money which was earned by the women who were prostituted at these brothels. But Philemon speaks on this subject as follows: But you did well for every man, O Solon; Young, and possess'd of all the natural appetites, They naked stand: look well at them, my youth,— But do just what you like, and how you like. You're off: wish her good-bye; she 's no more claim on you." And Aspasia, the friend of Socrates, imported great numbers of beautiful women, and Greece was entirely filled with her courtesans; as that witty writer Aristophanes (in his Acharnenses1) relates,-saying, that the Peloponnesian war was excited by Pericles, on account of his love for Aspasia, and on account of the girls who had been carried away from her by the Megarians. For some young men, drunk with the cottabus Going to Megara, carry off by stealth A harlot named Simætha. Then the citizens Of Megara, full of grief and indignation, And this was the beginning of the war Which devastated Greece, for three lewd women. 26. I therefore, my most learned grammarian, warn you to beware of the courtesans who want a high price, because You may see other damsels play the flute, All playing th' air of Phoebus, or of Jove; But these play no air save the air of the hawk, as Epicrates says in his Anti-Lais; in which play he also uses the following expressions concerning the celebrated Lais:But this fair Lais is both drunk and lazy, And cares for nothing, save what she may eat 1 Ach. 524. And drink all day. And she, as I do think, When they are young, down from the mountains stoop, And so might Lais well be thought an omen; The satrap Pharnabazus. But at present, That she will take the money from your hand. Anaxandrides also, in his Old Man's Madness, mentions Lais, and includes her with many other courtesans in a list which he gives in the following lines:— A. You know Corinthian Lais? My countrywoman. By name Anthea. B. To be sure; A. Well, she had a friend, B. Yes; I knew her well. A. Well, in those days Lagisca was in beauty; And Ocimon was beautiful as any. 27. This, then, is the advice I want to give you, my friend Myrtilus; and, as we read in the Cynegis of Philetarus,Now you are old, reform those ways of yours; Know you not that 'tis hardly well to die In the embraces of a prostitute, As men do say Phormisius perished? Or do you think that delightful which Timocles speaks of in his Marathonian Women ?— How great the difference whether you pass the night Bah! Where's the firmness of the flesh, the freshness What appetite it gives one not to find |