(For aught that ever I could read) To whine, put finger i' th' eye, and sob, The active and the passive val'ant, 1030 1035 Are always found to stand it out Most desp'rately, and to outdo Though we with blacks and blues are suggil'd, 1040 He that is valiant and dares fight, Though drubb'd, can lose no honour by 't. Honour's a lease for lives to come, And cannot be extended from The legal tenant: 'tis a chattel Than when, adorn'd with all his light, So valour in a low estate Is most admir'd and wonder'd at. Quoth Ralph, How great I do not know We may by being beaten grow; But none that see how here we sit 1045 1050 1055 Will judge us overgrown with wit. Quoth Hudibras, That cuckoo's tone, 1060 1065 1070 1075 1061 1062 In those days there was always an hour-glass stood by the pulpit, in a frame of iron made on purpose for it, and fastened to the board on which the cushion lay, that it might be visible to the whole congregation; who, if the sermon did not hold till the glass was out (which was turned up as soon as the text was taken), would say that the preacher was lazy; and, if he held out much longer, would yawn and stretch, and by those signs signify to the preacher that they began to be weary of his discourse, and wanted to be dismissed. These hour-glasses remained in some churches till within these forty-years. If they liked his discourse, they would sometimes ask him for another glass.' ED. 1072 Ralpho looked upon their ill plight to be owing to his master's bad conduct; and, to vent his resentment, he satirises him in the most affecting part of his character, his religion. This by degrees brings on the old arguments about Synods. The Poet, who thought he had not sufficiently lashed classical assemblies, very judiciously completes it, now there is full leisure for it. To take the height on't, and explain Whats'ever will not with (thy what-d'-ye-call) Thy Light jump right, thou call'st Synodical; 1080 To size whats'ever's to be slander'd. Thou to my beard wast bold to say That thou could'st prove Bear-baiting, equal 1085 And dare thee to't with all thy light. 1090 1095 . For Prolocutor, Scribe, and Bear-ward, Do differ only in a mere word. 1100 Both are but sev'ral synagogues Of carnal men, and Bears and Dogs: To mischief bent as far's in them lies: Both stave and tail, with fierce contests, 1105 The one with men, the other beasts. The diff'rence is, the one fights with 1110 Where Saints themselves are brought to stake Expos'd to Scribes and Presbyters, Than whom they've less humanity, Of Church-rule in this latter age; By him that baited the Pope's Bull. And Kings themselves submit to them; 115 1120 1125 1130 1135 1110 When pious frauds and holy shifts 1145 1150 1155 1160 1156 These Triers pretended to great skill in this respect; and, if they disliked the beard or face of a man, they would, for that reason alone, refuse to admit him, when presented to a living, unless he had some powerful friend to support him. "The questions that these men put to the persons to be examined were not abilities and learning, but grace in their hearts, and that with so bold and saucy an inquisition, that some men's spirits trembled at the interrogatories; they phrasing it so, as if (as was said at the Council of Trent) they had the Holy Ghost in a cloke-bag." Their questions generally were these, or such like: When were you converted? Where did you begin to feel the motions of the Spirit? In what year? in what month? in what day? about what hour of the day had you the secret call, or motion of the Spirit, to undertake and labour in the ministry? What work of grace has God wrought upon your soul? And a great many other questions about regeneration, predestination, and the like. |