The punch goes round, and they are dull And lumpish still as ever; At length the busy time begins, 6 Come, neighbours, we must wag.'The money chinks, down drop their chins, Each lugging out his bag. One talks of mildew and of frost, Quoth one, 'A rarer man than you In pulpit none shall hear; But yet, methinks, to tell you true, O why are farmers made so coarse, A kick, that scarce would move a horse, Then let the boobies stay at home; THE JUDGMENT OF THE POETS. 1791. Two nymphs, both nearly of an age, The worth of each had been complete, But one, although her smile was sweet, And in her humour, when she frown'd, The other was of gentler cast, To poets of renown in song The nymphs referr'd the cause, Who, strange to tell, all judged it wrong, And gave misplaced applause. They gentle call'd, and kind and soft, The flippant and the scold, And though she changed her mood so oft, That failing left untold. No judges, sure, were e'er so mad, In short, the charms her sister had Then thus the god whom fondly they Was heard, one genial summer's day, 'Since thus ye have combined,' he said, 'My favourite nymph to slight, Adorning May, that peevish maid, With June's undoubted right, 'The Minx, shall, for your folly's sake, Still prove herself a shrew, Shall make your scribbling fingers ake, And pinch your noses blue.' L L ON A MISCHIEVOUS BULL, WHICH THE OWNER OF HIM SOLD AT THE AUTHOR'S INSTANCE. Go-thou art all unfit to share The squirrel here his hoard provides, The sheep here smooths the knotted thorn Like her, a friend to peace. Ah-I could pity thee exiled But thou canst taste no calm delight; Thy magnanimity in fight, I care not whether east or north, The angry Muse thus sings thee forth, ON THE QUEEN'S VISIT TO LONDON, THE NIGHT OF THE 17TH MARCH, 1789. WHEN, long sequester'd from his throne, By right of worth, not blood alone, Then, Loyalty, with all his lamps Twas hard to tell, of streets or squares, Bright shone the roofs, the domes, the spires, To hang their momentary fires So, fire with water to compare, Had all the pageants of the world And all the banners been unfurl'd That heralds e'er design'd; |