30 Then out his stethoscope he took, The bourdonnement is very clear,- There's empyema beyond a doubt; Now such as hate new-fashioned toys And vowed that his buzzing was all a hum. LATTER-DAY WARNINGS 1 When legislators keep the law, When banks dispense with bolts and locks, When berries-whortle, rasp and straw— Grow bigger downwards through the box, 1 From the Autocrat of the Breakfast Table, where it is introduced by: "I should have felt more nervous about the late comet, if I had thought the world was ripe. But it is very green yet, if I am not mistaken. If certain things, which seem to me essential to a millennium, had come to pass, I should have been frightened; but they haven't." The Second Adventists were active and numer ous in Boston in the middle of the Nineteenth Century. Their prominent church building has since become notorious as a cheap variety show house. Our gloves are stitched with special care, And guarded well the whalebone tips Where first umbrellas need repair, When Cuba's weeds have quite forgot Such dimples as would hold your fist,— When publishers no longer steal, And pay for what they stole before,— 30 Till then let Cumming blaze away, Atlantic Monthly, Nov., 1857. THE CHAMBERED NAUTILUS 1 This is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign, Sails the unshadowed main,- On the sweet summer wind its purpled wings 1 From the Autocrat of the Breakfast Table. "If you will look into Roget's Bridgewater Treatise you will find a figure of one of these shells and a section of it. The last will show you the series of enlarging compartments successively dwelt in by the animal that inhabits the shell, which is built in a widening spiral. Can you find no lesson in this?" CONTENTMENT 1 "Man wants but little here below." Little I ask; my wants are few; Plain food is quite enough for me; Thank Heaven for three. Amen! I always thought cold victual nice;— My choice would be vanilla-ice. 10 Have you heard of the wonderful onehoss shay, That was built in such a logical way Scaring the parson into fits, Frightening people out of their wits,- 1 From the Autocrat of the Breakfast Table. In connection with this see Holmes's essay on Jonathan Edwards-particularly the latter portion-in "Pages from an Old Volume of Life." But the Deacon swore (as deacons do, With an "I dew vum," or an "I tell yeou") He would build one shay to beat the taown 'N' the keounty 'n' all the kentry raoun'; 30 It should be so built that it could n' break daown: "Fur," said the Deacon, "'t 's mighty plain Thut the weakes' place mus' stan' the strain; 'N' the way t' fix it, uz I maintain, |