Once more th' old bait before their eyes she caft. And to her luft fhe drew them all at last. So Reuben (we may read of heretofore) Was led aftray, and had pollution with his father's whore. XI. The better to conceal her lewd intent In fafety from obferving eyes, Th' old ftrumpet did herself disguise In comely weeds, and to the city went, Affected truth, much modesty and grace, And (like a worn-out-fuburb-trull) paft there for a new face. Thither all her lovers flock'd, And there for her support she found A wight, of whom Fame's trumpet much does found, With all ingredients for his business stock'd, Not unlike him whose story has a place And every In th' annals of Sir Hudibras. Of all her bufinefs he took care, By his contrivance to her did refort Thofe whofe ambition had been croft, Or by ill-manners had preferments lost, } Were those on whom the practis'd most her charms, Lay nearest to her heart, and ofteneft in her arms. Intereft in every faction, every fect, she sought; And to her lure, flattering their hopes, the brought All All thofe who use religion for a fashion. All fuch as practise forms, and take great pains And thrive by the distractions of a nation, She by her art enfnar'd, and fetter'd in her chains. Nay, to her fide at laft fhe drew in all the rude, Pamper'd their follies, and indulg'd their hopes, With May-day routs, November fquibs, and burning pafteboard popes. XII. With her in common luft did mingle all the crew, And from her womb, in little time, brought forth Of children born with teeth we 've heard, And fome like comets with a beard; Which feem'd to be fore-runners of dire change: But never hitherto was feen, Born from a Wapping drab, or Shoreditch quean, The bawd Hypocrify was there, Dame Scandal with her fquinting eyes, That loves to fet good neighbours at debate, Was there, and Malice, queen of far-spread lies, That's always talking, always loud, And of the office most was proud. Behold its head of horrid form appears: When straight the bawd cry'd out, 'twas furely kin But Scandal offer'd to depofe her word, Which fhew'd he would in dunghills love to dig; Lov'd to caft ftinking fatires up in ill-pil'd rhymes, And live by the corruptions of unhappy times. XIII. They promis'd all by turns to take him, To a fifter-witch, though of another fort, One who profeft no good, nor any meant: A little fmoaky manfion of her own, A cell fhe kept. Hell she ador'd, and Satan was her god; And many an ugly loathfome toad Crawl'd round her walls, and croak'd. Under her roof all difmal, black, and fmoak'd, All which were imps the cherish'd with her blood, To make her spells fucceed and good. Still at her shrivel'd breasts they hung, whene'er mankind fhe curft, And with thefe foster-brethren was our monster nurst. In little time the hell-bred brat Grew plump and fat, Without his leading-ftrings could walk, But still new ways affected, and new methods fought. T'improve in letters, and proceed in arts; Of all perverseness brutishly was full, Till, spite of Nature, through great pains, the fot (And th' influence of th' ill genius of our land) At last in part began to understand. Some infight in the Latin tongue he got; Could Could fmatter pretty well, and write too a plain hand. For which his guardians all thought fit, In compliment to his most hopeful wit, He fhould be fent to learn the laws, And out of the good old to raise a damn'd new caufe. XIV. In which the better to improve his mind, As by Nature he was bent To fearch in hidden paths, and things long bury'd find, Needy, and ev'n of neceffaries bare, No fervant had he, children, friend, or wife : (For all ill turns he lov'd, all good detefted, and believ'd no God) Thrice in a week he chang'd a hoarded groat, Then from a neighbouring fountain water got, Not to be clean, but flake his thirst. He never bleft himself, and all things elfe he curst. The cell in which he (though but seldom) flept, Lay like a den, uncleans'd, unfwept : And there thofe jewels which he lov'd he kept ; Old worn-out ftatutes, and records Of common privileges, and the rights of lords. All |