"You banter me, madam; the kingdom must grant—” "You officers, Captain, are fo complaifant !" "Hift, huffy, I think I hear fomebody coming-" "No, madam; 'tis only Sir Arthur a-humming. To fhorten my tale (for I hate a long story) "The Captain at dinner appears in his glory; "The Dean and the * Doctor have humbled their pride, "For the Captain's entreated to fit by your fide; "And, because he's their betters, you carve for him " first; "The Parfons for envy are ready to burst. "The fervants amaz'd are scarce ever able "To keep off their eyes, as they wait at the table; "And Molly and I have thrust in our nose "To peep at the Captain in all his fine cl'es. “Dear madam, be fure he's a fine-spoken man, "Do but hear on the Clergy how glib his tongue ran; "And, madam, says he, if such dinners you give, "You'll ne'er want for Parfons as long as you live. "I ne'er knew a Parfon without a good nofe; "But the Devil's as welcome wherever he goes: "G— d―n me! they bid us reform and repent, "But, z-s! by their looks they never keep Lent: "Mister Curate, for all your grave looks, I'm afraid "You cast a sheep's eye on her Ladyship's maid: "I wifh fhe would lend you her pretty white hand "In mending your caffock, and smoothing your band (For the Dean was fo fhabby, and look'd like a ninny, "That the Captain fuppos'd he was Curate to Jinny). * Doctor Jinny, a clergyman in the neighbourhood. F. "Whenever .66 "Whenever fee a caflock and gown, you "A hundred to one but it covers a clown. "Your Noveds, and Bluturcks, and Omurs, and stuff, Till fhe heard the Dean call," Will your Lady ship *Ovids, Plutarchs, Homers. + Nick-names for my lady. Her Her Ladyfhip anfwers, "I'm just coming down:" Then, turning to Hannah, and forcing a frown, Although it was plain in her heart she was glad, Cry'd, "Huffy, why fure the wench is gone mad! "How could thefe chimera's get into your brains?“Come hither, and take this old gown for your pains. "But the Dean, if this fecret fhould come to his ears, "Will never have done with his gibes and his jeers : "For your life, not a word of the matter, I charge ye : "Give me but a barrack, a fig for the clergy." ΤΟ DEAN SWIFT. BY SIR ARTHUR ACHESON. GOOD caufe have I to fing and vapour, For I am landlord to the Drapier : He, that of every ear's the charmer, Whose names and works (though dead) are made And, fure as monument of brass, Their fame to future times fhall pafs, What What dares he not? He can, we know it, A judge, without the leaft pretence And coxcombs in red ribbons fhine: That court and courtiers have no taste : All things gone on the fame dull track, DRAPIER'S-HILL. E give the world to understand, WE Our thriving Dean has purchas'd land; Above his rent four pounds a year; The Dean gave this name to a farm called DrumJack, which he rented of Sir Arthur Achefon, whofe feat lay between that and Market-hill; and intended to build an houfe upon it, but afterwards changed his mind. F. Provided, to improve the ground, And Drapier's vis with Cooper's hail. THE DEAN'S REASONS FOR NOT BUILDING AT DRAPIER'S HILL. I WILL not build on yonder mount s Confulting with myself, I find, It was no levity of mind. Whate'er I promised or intended, No fault of mine, the fcheme is ended: * Medals were caft, many figns hung up, and handkerchiefs made with devices, in honour of the Dean, under the name of M. B. Drapier. F. VOL. II. M Nor |