And kettle-drums, whose sullen dub 590 595 (As some mistaken write in story), Being mounted, in their best array, Upon a car, and who but they! And follow'd with a world of tall-lads, That merry ditties troll'd, and ballads, 600 Did ride with many a good-morrow, [borough; They might particulars descry, 605 610 On which he blew as strong a levet As well-fee'd lawyer on his breviate, When over one another's heads They charge (three ranks at once) like Swedes. Next pans and kettles of all keys, 615 From trebles down to double base; And after them, upon a nag, That might pass for a forehand stag, A smock display'd did proudly wave. 620 625 Full fraught with that which for good manners Shall here be nameless, mixt with grains, Which he dispens'd among the swains, 630 And busily upon the crowd Ty'd to the pummel of a long sword 635 He held reverst, the point turn'd downward. Next after, on a raw-bon'd steed, The conqueror's standard-bearer rid, 640 Arm'd with a spindle and a distaff, 645 Which, as he rode, she made him twist off; And when he loiter'd, o'er her shoulder Before the dame, and round about, 650 With lackies, grooms, valets, and pages, The Knight, transported, and the Squire, Put up their weapons, and their ire; 660 On such sights with judicious wonder, His animadversions, for his heart. 665 I ne'er saw so profane a show. It is a Paganish invention, Which heathen writers often mention: 670 With all the Grecian Speeds and Stows, And has observ'd all fit decorums 675 680 Hung out their mantles della guerre, So her proud standard-bearer here Waves on his spear, in dreadful manner, 685 A Tyrian petticoat for banner. Next links and torches, heretofore Still borne before the emperor: And as, in antique triumphs, eggs Were borne for mystical intrigues, 690 There's one with truncheon, like a ladle, That carries eggs too, fresh or addle; And still at random, as he goes, Among the rabble-rout bestows. Quoth Ralpho, You mistake the matter; 695 For all th' antiquity you smatter Is but a riding us'd of course, When the gray mare's the better horse; 700 705 Me placeat, curru servus portatur eodem. 683. Tunica Coccinea solebat pridie quam dimican dum esset, supra prætorium poni, quasi admonitio, et indicium futuræ pugnæ.' Lipsius in Tacit. p. 56. 687. That the Roman emperors were wont to have torches borne before them (by day) in public, appears by Herodian in Pertinace. Lips. in Tacit. p. 16. And by the right of war, like gills, 715 That does not make a man the worse, Be claw'd and cudgell'd to some tune. 720 A tailor's prentice has no hard Measure, that's bang'd with a true yard: And without blows give up the day, These, mounted in a chair-curule, Which moderns call a cucking-stool, 740 The Adriatic Sea to wed; And have a gentler wife than those 745 For whom the state decrees those shows. But both are heathenish, and come From th' whores of Babylon and Rome, And by the saints should be withstood, 750 |