Altho' by woful proof we find 175 180 185 He could unriddle in a moment, In proper terms, such as men smatter, When they throw out, and miss the matter. 195 Such as do build their faith upon And prove their doctrine orthodox A godly thorough reformation, 200 173. There is nothing more ridiculous than the various opinions of authors about the seat of Paradise. Sir Walter Raleigh has taken a great deal of pains to collect them, in the beginning of his History of the World, where those who are unsatisfied may be fully informed. 180. Goropius Becanus endeavours to prove, that High Dutch was the language that Adam and Eve spoke in Paradise. 181. Adain and Eve being made,and not conceived and formed in the womb, had no navels, as some learned men have supposed, because they had no need of them. 182. Music is said to be invented by Pythagoras, 'who first found out the proportion of notes from the sounds of hammers upon an anvil. Which always must be carry'd on, For nothing else but to be mended. As if they worshipp'd God for spite. 205 210 215 220 In them, in other men all sin. Rather than fail, thoy will decry 225 That which they love most tenderly; Quarrel with minc'd pies, and disparage Their best and dearest friend, plum-porridge. Fat pig and goose itself oppose, And blaspheme custard thro' the nose. 230 Th' apostles of this fierce religion, Like Mahomet's, were ass and widgeon; To whom our Knight, by fast instinct Of wit and temper, was so linkt, As if hypocrisy and nonsense 235 Had got th' advowson of his conscience. We mean on the inside not the outward; That next of all we shall discuss: Then listen, Sirs, it follows thus: 240 232. Mahomet had a tame dove that used to pick seeds out of his ear, that it might be thought to whisper and inspire him. His ass was so intimate with him, that the Mahonetaus believed it carried him to heaven, and stays there with him to bring him back again. His tawny beard was th' equal grace 245 250 And tell with hieroglyphick spade, Its own grave and the state's were made. Like Samson's heart-breakers, it grew In time to make a nation rue; Tho' it contributed its own fall, 255 To wait upon the publick downfall: 260 "Twas bound to suffer persecution 265 Still ready to be pull'd and torn; Revil'd, and spit upon, and martyr'd. 270 But when the state should hap to reel, A sacrifice to fall of state; Whose thread of life the fatal sisters 275 Did twist together with its whiskers, And twine so close, that Time should never, In life or death, their fortunes sever: But with his rusty sickle mow Both down together at a blow. 280 257. He made a vow never to cut his beard until the Parliament had subdued the king of which order of fanatic votaries there were many in those times. So learn'd Taliacotius from His back, or rather burthen, shew'd 285 290 Hand of his head, for want of crupper. 295 A paunch of the same bulk before; To keep well cramm'd with thrifty fare; As white-pot, butter-milk, and curds, 300 With other vittle, which anon We farther shall dilate upon, 281. Taliacotius was an Italian surgeon, that found out a way to repair lost and decayed noses. This Taliacotius was chief surgeon to the great duke of Tuscany, and wrote a treatise, De Curtis Membris, which he dedicates to his great master; wherein he not only declares the models of his wonderful operations in restoring of lost members, but gives you cuts of the very instruments and ligatures he made use of therein; from hence our author (cum poetica licentia) has taken his simile. 289. Eneas was the son of Anchises and Venus; a Trojan, who after long travels, came to Italy, and after the death of his father-in-law, Latinus, was made king of Latium, and reigned three years. His story is too long to insert here, and therefore I refer you to Virgil's Eneids. Troy being laid in ashes, he took his aged father Anchises upon his back, and rescued him from his enemies. But being too solicitous for his son and household gods, he lost his wife Creusa; which Mr. Dryden, in his excellent translation, thus expresseth: Haste, my dear father ('tis no time to wait,) When of his hose we come to treat, Who fear'd no blows, but such as bruise. 305. 316 Some writers held they were his own. Thro' they were lin'd with many a piece Of ammunition bread and cheese, And fat black-puddings, proper food 315 For warriors that delight in blood. That often tempted rats and mice 320 And when he put a hand but in The one or t' other magazine, They stoutly in defence on't stood, And from the wounded foe drew blood; And till th' were storm'd and beaten out, 325 Ne'er left the fortify'd redoubt. And tho' knights-errant, as some think, Of old did neither eat nor drink, Because, when thorough deserts vast, And regions desolate, they past, 330 Where belly-timber above ground, Round table like a farthingal, On which, with shirt pull'd out behind, 340 337. Who this Arthur was, and whether any ever reigned in Britain, has been doubted heretofore, and is by some to this very day. However, the history of him, which makes him one of the nine worthies of the world, is a subject sufficient for the poet to be pleasant upon. |