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SCENE III.

NEPTUNE, HERCULES, PEISTHETERUS, TRIBALLIAN, CHORUS.

(Various birds are seen suspended by the legs. In the back ground are servants making preparations for a feast. Peisthetarus superintends.)

Peis. Who attends there the fires? let him quicken the flame:
Bring spices and cheese-hand a knife for the same.

Briskly, lads

Her. Worthy sir, three immortals attend,

And such greetings as fit them, their presence commend.
Sir, we give you good day.

Peis. (without looking up.)

I am busy-excuse

These spices I scrape, and when scraped I infuse.

Her. (sniffing.) Under favour allow me-this flesh smells not illWhat's the meat?

Peis.

"Tis a few bird-reformists we kill;

Some varlets who needs must remodel our state ;-
We thought them ill-judg'd-and you see what's their fate.
Her. You season them first?-

Peis.

Her.

Who in accents thus bland

The soft question puts forth? (looking up) ha! Alcides, your hand!

Say your business with us?

From the skies we are come :—

Our object a truce; war has pinch'd us full home.
Servant. There's no oil in this cruse.—
Peis. (looking at Her.)

Her. To roast birds without basting...

And 'twere very ill-bred ....

(softly to Peis.) For, sir, as I said,

War to us is all loss; and, I err, or to you-
From a friendship with heav'n no small blessings ensue.
Imprimis, your ditches with water we fill;

Then your days, halcyon-like, shall be soft, calm and still.
Such the mission was given, and as such we relate—
Our powers are full, and your answer we wait.

Peis. For myself and the Birds, to your words I reply :--
War began not with us, and the charge we deny ;

Peace is dear to our hearts, and if peace the gods please,
Be they just and 'tis theirs :—the terms simply these,-
The birds once were kings, and in ages of yore

The sceptre they held-Jove those rights must restore.
If my argument please, well and good; if it fail,-

I.... make.... feast-and messieurs-(looking steadfastly at
Her.)-must not hope to regale.

* This is pleasant enough. Peisthetærus, himself a reformer upon the largest scale, has no sooner the reins of power fully in his hands, than he lays all the moderate refor mists by the heels.

Her.

Her. (aside.) He sees friends then to-day: (aloud,) To the terms I

agree;

Voice, interest and vote--count on all, sir, from me.

Nept. Hold your peace, shameless wretch, nor such gluttony own! See you not, such assent costs your father his throne?

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Peis. There-your pardon-you err: let the birds hold command
O'er the empire below, and Jove strengthens his hand.
Marry why in the clouds guilty man finds a screen;

He perjures, and crouches, and thinks him unseen.
Be Jove's partners the birds-what ensues? man below
Swears him henceforth conjointly by Jove and a crow.-
Is he false to his oath? down the bird-partner flies;
One peck, and adieu to the criminal's eyes!

Nept. By myself this is good, and well said-(to Her.)-what think you?
Her. I agree with the praise, and take just the same view.

Peis. (to the Trib.) And, sir, your opinion is

Trib. (nodding his head.)

Na bæ sa treu.

Peis. Good! his voice goes with yours-other vantage we bring:
Listen, friends, what you gain by the sons of the wing.
To some goddess or god hasty vow has been made-
Sheep or ox- -'tis no matter:-the rite yet unpaid,
Lucre steps in between, and " Avaunt, friend," cries she,
66 Are you foolish or mad? with your purse why so free?
Let the gods even wait; and to tell you my mind,
There's no race half so calm, or to wrong so resign'd."
The rogue hears and assents-but his vow he shall pay;
For the birds will enforce it.

Nept. Peis.

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Resolve me, which way
As he counts at his ledger his still growing wealth,
Or sits at the bath, paying duties to health,

While pleasure or business engrosses his mind,
Heigh-presto!-down slips, on the wings of the wind,

?

The quick-stirring Hawk ;-sly the purse-strings he draws,
And the price of two sheep is borne back in his claws.

Her. Live the birds once again, and the sceptre be theirs!
Nept. Ask and hear what this brute, this Triballian, declares.
Her. (to the Trib.) Hearkye, how lies your mind? somewhat this way,
I guess, (makes a sign of hanging.)

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Nept.

What is your will is mine.

Her. Your demands have been weighed-we the sceptre allow.
Peis. It escap'd me-no matter—I mention it now:

To great Jove as before, leave we Juno's lov'd bed;-
But for me-'tis a point-Basileia I wed.

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Nept.

Nept. All is false-we're deceived, and no longer I treat;
Let's away-

Peis.

As you please.-(aloud)—Cook, you'll season that meat; Let the sauces be spiced and the jellies made sweet. Her. (to Nept.) My dear little sea-god-plague-prithee-now-fie! Must we still be at war?-why what wind's in your eye ?— For a woman, too!

What's to do?

Would you endanger our weal?

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Nept.
Her.
What's to do? strike a peace-sign and seal.
Nept. Half-witted and blind! you will school you too late :-
When you give the birds empire, you seal your own fate.
If Jove die, what ensues? from the skies you are hurl'd;
You're a pauper at once, and are thrown on the world.
While his life rich succession in prospect secures;

And defunct;-both his throne and his chattels are yours. Sugar'd words these in faith! but their sweetness I fear(To Her.) Harkye, child, come this way-I've a word for your

Peis.

ear

You're bamboozled-gull'd-cheated-what's further, child, know,

"Tis your uncle, 'tis Neptune, that deals the sly blow.

Put the case that Jove die; think you, simple, to you
All his property falls? by the laws, not a sous-

(Whispers.) You're a bye blow, and born, as we say, the left side. I a bye blow!

Her.

Peis.

Her.

Peis.

E'en so it may not be denied.

Lawless love gave you birth: wherefore else, d'ye divine,
Did Jove vest his estates, and exclude the male line?
Why is Pallas his heiress?—

Well, well; this I grant.—

But the personals, sir :-Jove will not see me want—
And his will-

Hold the law no such testament knows;
And your uncle, the first, all such claims will oppose :
He's the next lawful blood, and he looks to succeed;
Solon's statute is for him, here 'tis : shall I read ?
"No bastard-(pray mark me? a bastard it runs)
Succeeds, but defaulting legitimate sons.

If no issue be left,-but of spurious blood,

Let the next of kin claim; and his claim be held good."
Her. O'er my father's own chattels then own I no right?
And may I not claim--

(Looks in

Peis.
By the laws not a doit ;
Say, has Jove on the registers enter'd your name?
Her. He has not, and I've oft been surpris'd at the same.
dignantly at the skies.)
Never frown at the skies, man; such menace forbear :
You've a shelter yet left ;-this our town you may share.

Peis.

Her.

I'll make you a king-and, a word to the wise-
We drink bird's milk with us. (whispers)

I abandon the skies:

Your claim is well urg'd-all its justice I see
Sir, the Virgin's your own-none may question your plea.
Peis. Thinks great Neptune the same?-
Nept. (with dignity.)

Just the converse we hold.

Peis. The Triballian decides then, (to the Trib.) if it be not too bold .. Trib. This Virg'um so lofty, this mamsel so bright,

Let the Bird wed and wivet

Her. (to Nept. slapping him on the back.)
(To the Trib.) You allow then the claim?
Nept.

Peis.

Bully rock, said I right?

Hold-I bar the intent;

He twitters;-excuse me, that marks no assent.
"Tis a mere swallow's voice-

How wouldst have him, man, speak? When swallows are link'd, must the banns run pure Greek? Nept. Let the pair please themselves, Neptune's functions here cease: Sign and seal; I stand by, and ....

Aught more?

Peis.
Nept. (with dignity.)
Hold my peace.
Her. (to Peis.) Your claims are allowed, and the deed's ratified;-
Give your hand, mount with us, and we'll show you your bride.
Her. Apropos of these fowls, (to Peis.) if your worship think fit-
Your.. return... I'll... await, and.. mean time turn the spit.
Nept. O monstrous! unshock'd who such offer may hear?

Her.

What! abandon your friends?

"Twill improve your good cheer:

I can roast, boil or fry;-but my uncle makes words;
Exit Hercules then- (mournfully)

Peis. (laughing.)

With a glance at the birds.' (exeunt omnes.)

* Bird's milk ranked, in Athenian imaginations, with the utmost extent of human luxury, and consequently furnished a very appropriate enticement for persuading the coarse-minded Hercules to settle among the feathered race. Persons of more delicate taste would need no other inducement for domestication among these happy beings, than the little songs, which the poet, as free and as tuneful as themselves, continually puts into their mouths. Were we not so nearly arrived at the conclusion of our article, we should scarcely be able to resist the temptation of inserting one or two of them.

+ Wieland, wishing to give a proper substitute for the Triballian's barbarous Greek, and not feeling his own language equal to it, has recourse to a very singular remedy. He inserts a literal English translation in the text, and for the sake of those readers 'who do not think the English language so Triballish and twittering as himself,' he adds a barbarous German version in a note. Much must be mutually forgiven by nations on this point: we remember ourselves, that in passing one of the frontier villages in Germany, and seeing a great part of the inhabitants without their fair proportion of teeth, we immediately ascribed it to the nature of the words which were in the habit of passing through them.

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ART. IX. The Works of the Reverend William Huntington, S. S. Minister of the Gospel, at Providence Chapel, Gray's Inn Lane, completed to the close of the Year 1806. 1820. In 20 volumes 8vo.

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The S. S. was born in the year 1774, and has described the place of his nativity in the Weald of Kent with curious minuteness, for the use of those who may be disposed to make a pilgrimage thither. The house in which I was born,' says he, lies between Goudhurst and Cranbrook, about the midway between the two parishes, but in the parish of Cranbrook. If a person walks from Goudhurst to Cranbrook on the main road, he comes to a little green, with what is called the Old Park on the left, and Glassenbury House, once the seat of Sir Walter Robarts, on the right hand. On that green is a road that turns to the left, and leads through the woods to Cranbrook. About a quarter of a mile from that green on the high road, is a place called the Four Wents, where four roads or ways meet. that place are three houses: a farm-house on the left hand, and two small houses on the right: in the first of those small houses, on the right hand, is the place where my mother brought me forth to see many an evil day.' His nominal father was a day-labourer, who worked for seven or eight shillings a week in the winter, and nine in the summer:-' a poor, quiet, honest God-fearing man,' says the S. S. who was shut out of his own bed for years by a wretch that defiled both his wife and his bed.'-' I am a bastard,' he says, in another place, begotten by another woman's husband, and conceived in the womb of another man's wife, the offspring of double adultery.' Barnabas Russel, the real father, secretly owned this boy for his child, and put him to a day school; where he learnt to read and to write a little, but nothing more. The nominal father who, however honest and God-fearing he may have

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