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CHISWICK PRESS C. WHITTINGHAM AND CO., TOOKS COURT,
CHANCERY LANE.
CONTENTS.
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PREFACE.
DIALOGUES OF THE GODS.
I. Prometheus obtains his release from Zeus by a
prophecy.
II. Zeus threatens to put Eros in fetters.
III. Zeus orders Hermes to slay Argus, and to conduct
Io to Egypt
IV. Zeus instructs Ganymedes as to the nature of his
duties in heaven
V. Hera upbraids Zeus with his love for Ganymedes
VI. Ixion makes love to Hera.
VII. Hephaestus recounts to Apollo the actions of the
infant prodigy, Hermes.
VIII. Hephaestus assists at the parturition of Zeus and the
birth of Athena
IX. Hermes refuses Poseidon admission to Zeus, and
assigns as the reason the lying-in of the king of
Gods and men with Bacchus.
X. Hermes conveys to Helios the order of Zeus: that
he is to refrain from driving his chariot, until the
completion of the amour of the king of gods and
men with Alkmene
XI. Aphrodite charges Selene with her love for Endy
mion, and, at the same time, laments the tyranny
of her son, Eros, over herself.
XII. Aphrodite upbraids Eros for his mischievous conduct
in the past, and cautions him for the future. Eros
defends himself
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XIII. Asklepius and Herakles quarrel on a question of pre-
cedence in heaven.
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XIV. Apollo recounts to Hermes the manner of the death
of Hyakinthus, and his grief for the same
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XV. Hermes and Apollo envy the deformed Hephaestus
the possession of his beautiful wives
XVI. Hera and Leto dispute about the merits of their
respective children.
XVII. Hermes relates to Apollo the adultery of Ares and
Aphrodite, and the revenge of Hephaestus
XVIII. Hera denounces, and Zeus defends, the character of
Bacchus.
XIX. Eros explains to his mother why he does not assail
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Athena, the Musæ, and Artemis
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XX. The Judgment of Paris
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XXI. Ares ridicules the threat of Zeus, and the Chain let
down from heaven.
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XXII. Pan urges his claims to be the son of Hermes, who
is unwilling to admit his paternity
XXIII. Apollo remarks to Bacchus on the heterogeneousness
of Aphrodite's children; while Bacchus exposes
the character of Priapus
XXIV. Hermes complains to his mother of the multiplicity
of his employments
XXV. Helios, accused by Zeus of rash conduct in giving up
his chariot to his son, obtains a conditional pardon
XXVI. Apollo asks Hermes to point out to him, of the twin
Dioscuri which is Kastor, and which Polydeukes ;
and takes the opportunity of criticizing their divine
pretensions
DIALOGUES OF THE SEA-GODS.
I. Doris ridicules the figure and manners of Polyphemus,
the lover of Galateia.
II. Polyphemus complains to Poseidon, his father, of his
treatment at the hands of Odysseus .
III. Poseidon questions Alpheius, a river-god, respecting
his amour with the nymph Arethusa.
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IV. Menelaus expresses to Proteus his incredulity in regard
to the alleged miraculous transformations of that di-
vinity
V. Panope relates to Galene the scene of the introduction
of the golden apple by Eris into the nuptial feast of
Peleus and Thetis, the discord between the three
rival Goddesses, and their dismissal to Mount Ida for
judgment.
VI. The rape of Amymone by Poseidon
VII. Zephyrus recounts to Notus the metamorphosis and
adventures of Io
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VIII. At Poseidon's request, the dolphins narrate to him the
story of Arion's escape
IX. Poseidon and Amphitrite dispute as to the fitting place
of burial for Helle, drowned in the Hellespont. Po-
seidon directs the Nereids to take up her body, and
bury it in the Troad
X. Iris conveys to Poseidon the commands of Zeus that he
should keep the island of Delos stationary, where
Leto was to lie-in
XI. The river Xanthus supplicates Thalassa (the Sea) to
receive him, and cure the burns inflicted upon him by
Hephaestus on behalf of Achilleus
XII. Thetis relates to Doris the story of the exposure of
Danae and her infant, Perseus.
XIII. Enipeus reproaches Poseidon with the fraudulent seduc- tion of the nymph Tyro. Poseidon excuses himself
XIV. A Triton relates to the Nereids the story of the rescue
of Andromeda by Perseus.
XV. Zephyrus relates to Notus the manner of the rape of
Europa, and the marine pomp with which she was
conducted to her nuptials with Zeus.
DIALOGUES OF THE DEAD.
I. Diogenes commissions Polydeukes, about to return to
the upper world, to inform Menippus of the actual
condition of things in the land of shades, and to
deliver admonitory messages to various sorts of men
-the rich, the powerful, the proud; and, finally, to
the poor, whom, when they complain of their lot on
earth, he is to console by representing the complete
equality (looría) which prevails in the regions of
the dead
II. Kroesus, Midas, and Sardanapalus complain to Pluto
of Menippus that he derides them for their lamenta-
tions over the loss of the power, wealth, and luxury
which belonged to them on earth. Menippus, in spite
of Pluto's remonstrances, persists in his ridicule
III. Menippus ridicules the oracles of Trophonius and Am-
philochus
IV. Hermes demands from Charon arrears of payment due
to him for his services on the Styx. Charon excuses
himself on the plea of bad times; no great war or
famine, as it happened, ravaging the earth at that
moment. Hermes moralizes on the causes of death,
different from those of old, which despatch men in
crowds to Hades.
V. Pluto directs Hermes to bring him the fortune and
legacy-hunters and flatterers of a certain rich man,
and to suffer the latter to outlive his fawning satel-
lites
VI. Terpsion, a legacy-hunter, accuses Pluto and the Fates
in that, although only thirty years of age, they had
caused him to predecease the object of his tender
regards, the millionaire nonagenarian, Thukritus.
Pluto convinces Terpsion of the injustice of his accu-
sation; and the legacy-hunter consoles himself in
the prospect of being soon joined in Hades by his late
rivals on earth
VII. Zenophantes and Kallidemides, two parasites, bewail
one to the other their fates, in having been in the
midst of their scheming unexpectedly dismissed to
Hades. Kallidemides, in particular, recounts the
pleasant manner in which he brought about his own
death.
VIII. Knemon, a legacy-hunter, laments to his neighbour
Damnippus, that, whereas he had publicly, in his
will, bequeathed all his wealth to the millionaire
Hermolaus, in the expectation that the latter would
reciprocate the benefit, he, the speculating testator,
by his sudden death, had been frustrated of all his
hopes, and, besides, had left his family destitute
IX. Polystratus, a centenarian plutocrat, upon arriving in
Hades, narrates to his friend Simylus how, by reason
of his great wealth, he had enjoyed the adulation of
the world and an abundance of gifts from speculating
flatterers, and how he had disappointed them all by
his will
X. An alarming number of ghosts crowd to the Styx.
Charon, fearing for his boat, directs Hermes to see
that they were entirely stripped of their various
insignia of power, rank, wealth, and the weighty
load of vices, before they are admitted on board.
Menippus, who is one of the passengers, avails him-
self of the opportunity for ridiculing and railing at
the bewailing ghosts
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XI. Krates and Diogenes, meeting in Hades, indulge their
satire on the subject of the fates of two millionaire
merchants (cousins) who had been constantly plot-
ting, in the usual manner, each for the other's
legacy, and who had both perished on the same day
by shipwreck. The two eminent Cynics congratu-
late themselves on the recollection of the very diffe-
rent character of their own objects in life
XII. Alexander of Macedon and Hannibal, quarrelling for
precedence, submit the arbitrament of their cause
to Minos. Each recounts his exploits. Scipio, the
conqueror of Carthage, intervenes, and pronounces
in favour of Alexander, claiming the second place for
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XIII. Diogenes jeers at Alexander of Macedon for his late
pretensions to divinity, at the same time satirizing
the servile attitude of the conquered Greek States to-
wards him. He proceeds to remind the arrogant
conqueror of all his vain power and glory, and casts
large part of the blame on Alexander's preceptor,
Aristotle, for flattering and fostering the pride and
ambition of his pupil. Diogenes, finally, recom-
mends the dead potentate to drink the waters of the
river Lethe
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