And close at his heels, not at all to his liking,
The terrible Clock keeps on ticking and striking,
Till exhausted and sore,
He can't run any more,
But falls as he reaches Miss Davis's door,
And screams when they rush out, alarm'd at his knock,
"Oh! Look at the Clock!-Do!-Look at the Clock !"
Miss Davis looked up, Miss Davis looked down,
She saw nothing there to alarm her ;-a frown
Came o'er her white forehead;
She said, "It was horrid
A man should come knocking at that time of night,
And give her Mamma and herself such a fright;-
To squall and to bawl
"he'd not think of repeating his call:
His late wife's disaster
By no means had past her;"
She'd "have him to know she was meat for his master!"
Then regardless alike of his love and his woes,
She turn'd on her heel and she turn'd up her nose.
Poor David in vain
Implored to remain
He "dared not," he said, cross the mountain again."
Why the fair was obdurate
None knows, to be sure, it
Was said she was setting her cap at the Curate.
Be that as it may, it is certain the sole hole
Pryce found to creep into that night was the coal-hole!
In that shady retreat,
With nothing to eat,
And with very bruised limbs, and with very sore feet,
All night close he kept;
I can't say he slept;
But he sighed, and he sobbed, and he groaned, and he wept;
Lamenting his sins,
And his two broken shins,
Bewailing his fate, with contortions and grins,
And her he once thought a complete Rara Avis,
Consigning to Satan-viz., cruel Miss Davis !
Mr. David has since had a
He never drinks ale, wine, or spirits, at all,
And they say he is going to Exeter Hall
To make a grand speech,
And to preach, and to teach
People that "they can't brew their malt liquor too small,"
That an ancient Welsh Poet, one PYNDAR AP TUDOR,
Was right in proclaiming " ARISTON MEN UDOR!"
Which means "The pure
Is for Man's belly meant!"
And that Gin's but a Snare of Old Nick the deluder!
And "still on each evening when pleasure fills up," At the old Goat-in-Boots, with Metheglin, each cup, Mr. Pryce, if he's there,
Will get into "The Chair,"
And make all his quondam associates stare
By calling aloud to the Landlady's daughter,
Patty, bring a cigar, and a glass of Spring Water!" The dial he constantly watches; and when
The long hand's at the "XII.," and the short at " X.," He gets on his legs,
Drains his glass to the dregs,
Takes his hat and great-coat off their several pegs, With his president's hammer bestows his last knock, And says solemnly-" Gentlemen!
"LOOK AT THE CLOCK!!!"
(By permission of Mr. Bentley.)
W. M. PRAED.
[See page 448.]
THE Abbot arose, and closed his book,
And donned his sandal shoon,
And wandered forth alone to look
Upon the summer moon:
A starlight sky was o'er his head,
A quiet breeze around;
And the flowers a thrilling fragrance shed,
And the waves a soothing sound:
It was not an hour, nor a scene for aught
But love and calm delight;
Yet the holy man had a cloud of thought
On his wrinkled brow that night.
He gazed on the river that gurgled by,
But he thought not of the reeds;
He clasped his gilded rosary,
But he did not tell the beads:
If he look'd to the Heaven, 'twas not to invoke
The spirit that dwelleth there;
If he opened his lips, the words they spoke
Had never the tone of prayer.
A pious Priest might the Abbot seem,
He had swayed the crosier well:
But what was the theme of the Abbot's dream,
The Abbot was loth to tell.
Companionless, for a mile or more,
He traced the windings of the shore,
Oh, beauteous is that river still,
As it winds by many a sloping hill,
And many a dim o'er-arching grove,
And many a flat and sunny cove,
And terraced lawns whose bright arcades
The honeysuckle sweetly shades,
And rocks whose very crags seem bowers,
So gay they are with grass and flowers.
But the Abbot was thinking of scenery,
About as much, in sooth,
As a lover thinks of constancy,
Or an advocate of truth.
He did not mark how the skies in wrath
Grew dark above his head,
He did not mark how the mossy path
Grew damp beneath his tread;
And nearer he came, and still more near,
To a pool, in whose recess
The water had slept for many a year,
Unchang'd, and motionless;
From the river stream it spread away,
The space of half a rood:
The surface had the hue of clay,
And the scent of human blood;
The trees and the herbs that round it grew
Were venomous and foul;
And the birds that through the bushes flew
Were the vulture and the owl;
The water was as dark and rank
As ever a company pumped;
And the perch that was netted and laid on the bank, Grew rotten while it jumped :
And bold was he who thither came
At midnight, man or boy;
For the place was cursed with an evil name,
The Abbot was weary as Abbot could be,
And he sat down to rest on the stump of a tree;
When suddenly rose a dismal tone
Was it a song, or was it a moan?
Oh, ho! Oh, ho!
Above,-below!
Lightly and brightly they glide and go:
The hungry and keen to the top are leaping,
The lazy and fat in the depths are sleeping;.
Fishing is fine when the pool is muddy,
Broiling is rich when the coals are ruddy!"
In a monstrous fright, by the murky light,
He looked to the left, and he looked to the right.
And what was the vision close before him,
That flung such a sudden stupor o'er him?
"Twas a sight to make the hair uprise,
And the life-blood colder run:
The startled Priest struck both his thighs,
And the Abbey clock struck one!
All alone, by the side of the pool,
A tall man sate on a three-legged stool,
Kicking his heels on the dewy sod,
And putting in order his reel and rod.
Red were the rags his shoulders wore,
And a high red cap on his head he bore;
His arms and his legs were long and bare:
And two or three locks of long red hair
Were tossing about his scraggy neck,
Like a tattered flag o'er a splitting wreck.
It might be time, or it might be trouble,
Had bent that stout back nearly double;
Sunk in their deep and hollow sockets
That blazing couple of Congreve rockets;
And shrunk and shrivelled that tawny skin
Till it hardly covered the bones within.
The line the Abbot saw him throw
Had been fashioned and formed long ages ago:
And the hands that worked his foreign vest,
Long ages ago had gone to their rest:
You would have sworn, as you looked on them,
He had fished in the flood with Ham and Shem!
There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks,
As he took forth a bait from his iron box.
Minnow or gentle, worm or fly-
It seemed not such to the Abbot's eye:
Gaily it glittered with jewel and gem,
And its shape was the shape of a diadem.
It was fastened a gleaming hook about,
By a chain within and a chain without;
The fisherman gave it a kick and a spin,
And the water fizzed as it tumbled in!
From the bowels of the earth,
Strange and varied sounds had birth:
Now the battle's bursting peal,
Neigh of steed, and clang of steel:
Now an old man's hollow groan
Echoed from the dungeon-stone;
Now the weak and wailing cry
Of a stripling's agony!
Cold, by this, was the midnight air:
But the Abbot's blood ran colder,
When he saw a gasping knight lay there,
With a gash beneath his clotted hair,
And a hump upon his shoulder.
And the loyal churchman strove in vain
To mutter a Pater Noster;
For he who writhed in mortal pain,
Was camped that night on Bosworth plain,
The cruel Duke of Glo'ster!
There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks,
As he took forth a bait from his iron box.
It was a haunch of princely size,
Filling with fragrance earth and skies.
The corpulent Abbot knew full well
The swelling form and the steaming smell;
Never a monk that wore a hood
Could better have guessed the very wood
Where the noble hart had stood at bay,
Weary and wounded at close of day.
Sounded then the noisy glee,
Of a revelling company;
Sprightly story, wicked jest,
Rated servant, greeted guest,
Flow of wine, and flight of cork,
Stroke of knife, and thrust of fork,
But where'er the board was spread,
Grace, I ween, was never said!
Pulling and tugging the fisherman sate;
And the priest was ready to vomit
When he hauled out a gentleman, fine and fat,
With a belly as big as a brimming vat,
And a nose as red as a comet.
"A capital stew," the Fisherman said,
"With cinnamon and sherry!"
And the Abbot turned away his head,
For his brother was lying before him dead,
The Mayor of St. Edmond's Bury!
There was turning of keys, and creaking of locks,
As he took forth a bait from his iron box.
It was a bundle of beautiful things,
A peacock's tail, and a butterfly's wings,
A scarlet slipper, an auburn curl,
A mantle of silk, and a bracelet of pearl,
And a packet of letters, from whose sweet fold Such a stream of delicate odours rolled,
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