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giftrates of the District.Once more let me repeat-THE TIMES ARE CRITICAL; AND

ANY RELAXATION OF DUTY MAY PROVE FATAL TO THE STATE!

FINIS.

A BONE TO GNAW,

FOR THE

DEMOCRATS,

PREFACE.

READER,

IF you have a Shop to mind, or any

other business to do, I advife you to go and do it, and let this book alone; for, I can affure you, it contains nothing of half fo much importance to you, as the fale of a skein of thread or a yard of tape. By fuch a transaction you might poffibly make a net profit of half a farthing, a thing, though feemingly of fmall value, much more worthy your attention than the treasures under the State Houfe at Amfterdam, or all the mines of Peru. Half a farthing might lay the foundation of a brilliant fortune, and fooner than you should be deprived of it by this work, though it may be called my offspring, I would, like the worshippers of Moloch commit it to the flames with my own hands.

If you are of that fex, vulgarly called the Fair, but which ought always to be called the

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