High overshadowing rides, with a design To vend his wares, or at th' Arvonian mart Or Maridunum, or the ancient town
Yeleped Brechinia, or where Vaga's stream Encircles Ariconium, fruitful soil!
Whence flow nectareous wines, that well may vie With Massic, Setin, or renown'd Falern.
Thus, while my joyless minutes tedious flow, With looks demure and silent pace, a Dun, Horrible monster! hated by gods and men, To my aerial citadel ascends.
With vocal heel thrice thundering at my gate, With hideous accent thrice he calls. I know The voice ill-boding, and the solemn sound. What should I do, or whither turn? Amazed, Confounded, to the dark recess I fly
Of wood-hole. Straight my bristling hairs erect Through sudden fear, a chilly sweat bedews My shuddering limbs, and (wonderful to tell!) My tongue forgets her faculty of speech; So horrible he seems! His faded brow, Intrench'd with many a frown, and conic beard, And spreading band, admired by modern saints, Disastrous acts forbode. In his right hand Long scrolls of paper solemnly he waves, With characters and figures dire inscribed, Grievous to mortal eyes: (ye Gods! avert
Such plagues from righteous men!) Behind him stalks Another monster not unlike himself,
Sullen of aspect, by the vulgar call'd
A Catchpole, whose polluted hands the gods With force incredible and magic charms Erst have endued: if he his ample palm Should haply on ill-fated shoulder lay Of debtor, straight his body, to the touch Obsequious, (as whilom knights were wont) To some enchanted castle is convey'd,
Where gates impregnable and coercive chains In durance strict detain him, till, in form Of Money, Pallas sets the captive free.
Beware, ye Debtors! when ye walk, beware, Be circumspect; oft with insidious ken This caitiff eyes your steps aloof, and oft Lies perdue in a nook or gloomy cave, Prompt to enchant some inadvertent wretch With his unhallow'd touch. So, poets sing, Grimalkin, to domestic vermin sworn An everlasting foe, with watchful eye Lies nightly brooding o'er a chinky gap, Protending her fell claws, to thoughtless mice Sure ruin; so her disembowell'd web Arachne in a hall or kitchen spreads,
Obvious to vagrant flies; she secret stands Within her woven cell; the humming prey, Regardless of their fate, rush on the toils. Inextricable, nor will aught avail Their arts or arms, or shapes of lovely hue: The wasp insidious and the buzzing drone, And butterfly, proud of expanded wings Distinct with gold, entangled in her snares, Useless resistance make: with eager strides She towering flies to her expected spoils; Then, with envenom'd jaws the vital blood Drinks of reluctant foes, and to her cave Their bulky carcasses triumphant drags.
So pass my days; but when nocturnal shades This world envelope, and th' inclement air Persuades men to repel benumming frosts With pleasant wines, and crackling blaze of wood; Me, lonely sitting, nor the glimmering light Of make-weight candle, nor the joyous talk Of loving friend delights; distress'd, forlorn, Amidst the horrors of the tedious night Darkling I sigh, and feed with dismal thoughts
My anxious mind; or sometimes mournful verse Indite, and sing of groves and myrtle shades, Or desperate lady near a purling stream, Or lover pendent on a willow-tree. Meanwhile, I labour with eternal drought,
And restless wish, and rave; my parched throat Finds no relief, nor heavy eyes repose; But, if a slumber haply does invade
My weary limbs, my fancy 's still awake, Thoughtful of drink, and eager, in a dream Tipples imaginary pots of ale
In vain awake, I find the settled thirst
Still gnawing, and the pleasant phantom curse.
ISS Molly, a fam'd Toast, was fair and young, Had wealth and charms-but then she had a tongue! From morn to night th' eternal larum run,
Which often lost those hearts her eyes had won.
Sir John was smitten, and confess'd his flame, Sigh'd out the usual time, then wed the dame; Possess'd, he thought, of ev'ry joy of life: But his dear Molly prov'd a very wife. Excess of fondness did in time decline;
Madam lov'd money, and the knight lov'd wine;
From whence some petty discord would arise,
As "You're a fool!" and, "You are mighty wise!"
Though he, and all the world, allow'd her wit, Her voice was shrill, and rather loud than sweet; When she began, for hat and sword he'd call, Then, after a faint kiss, cry," B'ye, dear Moll: Supper and friends expect me at the Rose." "And what, Sir John, you'll get your usual dose! Go, stink of smoke, and guzzle nasty wine: Sure, never virtuous love was us'd like mine!"
Oft as the watchful bellman march'd his round, At a fresh bottle, gay Sir John he found. By four the knight would get his business done, And only then reel'd off-because alone. Full well he knew the dreadful storm to come; But arm'd with Bourdeaux, he durst venture home.
My lady with her tongue was still prepar'd, She rattled loud, and he, impatient, heard: ""Tis a fine hour! in a sweet pickle made! And this, Sir John, is every day the trade. Here I sit moping all the live long night, Devour'd with spleen, and stranger to delight;
'Till morn sends staggering home a drunken beast,
Resolv'd to break my heart as well as rest."
"Hey! hoop! d'ye hear my curs'd obstreperous spouse?
What, can't ye find one bed about the house?
Will that perpetual clack lie never still?
That rival to the softness of a mill!
Some couch and distant room must be my choice, Where I may sleep uncurs'd with wife and noise."
Long this uncomfortable life they led, With snarling meals, and each a separate bed. To an old uncle oft she would complain, Beg his advice, and scarce from tears refrain.
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