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mud, and fall to scratching the side of his head with his hind foot as indifferent as if he hadn't no idea he'd been doin' any more'n any frog might do. You never see a frog so modest and straightfor'ard as he was, for all he was so gifted. And when it come to fair and square jumping on a dead level he could get over more ground at one straddle than any animal of his breed you ever see. Jumping on a dead level was his strong suit, you understand; and when it come to that, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as he had a red. Smiley was monstrous proud of his frog, and well he might be, for fellers that had traveled and been every-wheres all said he laid over any frog that ever they see.

"Well, Smiley kep' the beast in a little lattice-box, and he used to fetch him down-town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller—a stranger in the camp he was-come acrost him with his box and says:

"What might it be that you've got in the box?'

"And Smiley says, sorter indifferent like, 'It might be a parrot, or it might be a canary, may be, but it ain't-it's only just a frog.'

"And the feller took it, and looked at it careful, and turned it round this way and that, and says, 'H'm-so 'tis. Well, what's he good for?' "Well,' Smiley says, easy and careless, 'he's good enough for one thing, I should judge-he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.'

"The feller took the box again and took another long, particular look and give it back to Smiley, and says, very deliberate: 'Well,' he says, 'I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.'

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"May be you don't,' Smiley says. May be you understand frogs, and may be you don't understand 'em; may be you've had experience, and may be you aint only a amature, as it were. Anyways, I've got my opinion, and I'll resk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.'

"And the feller studied a minute, and then says, kinder sad like,

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'Well, I'm only a stranger here, and I aint got no frog; but if I had a frog I'd bet you!'

"And then Smiley says, 'That's all right-that's all right; if you'll hold my box a minute I'll go and get you a frog.' And so the feller took the box, and put up his forty dollars along with Smiley's, and set down to wait.

"So he set there a good while, thinking and thinking to hisself, and then he got the frog out and pried his mouth open, and took a teaspoon and filled him full of quail-shot-filled him pretty near up to his chin—and set him on the floor. Smiley, he went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog, and fetched him in, and give him to this feller, and says, "Now, if you're ready, set him along

side of Dan'l, with his forepaws just even with Dan'l, and I'll give the word.' Then he says, 'One-two-three-git!' and him and the feller touched up the frogs from behind, and the new frog hopped off lively, but Dan'l give a heave, and hysted up his shoulders-so-like a Frenchman, but it warn't no use-he couldn't budge; he was planted as solid as a church, and wouldn't no more stir than if he was anchored out. Smiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted too, but he didn't have no idea what the matter was, of course.

"The feller took the money and started away; but when he was going out at the door he sorter jerked his thumb over his shoulder-so-at Dan'l, and says again, very deliberate, 'Well,' he says, 'I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.'

"Smiley, he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long time, and at last he says, 'I do wonder what in the nation that frog throwed off for. I wonder if there aint something the matter with him—he 'pears to look mighty baggy, somehow.' And he ketched Dan'l by the nap of the neck, and hefted him, and says, 'Why, blame my cats if he don't weigh five pound!' and turned him upside down, and he belched out a double handful of shot. And then he see how it was, and he was the maddest man. He set the frog down and took out after the feller, but he never ketched him."

INDEX.

An Index to the American Authors and Writings and the Principal American
Periodicals mentioned in this Volume.

Abraham Lincoln, 143.
Adams and Liberty, 60.
Adams, John, 49.
Adams, J. Q., 72, 85.
Adams, Samuel, 43, 44.
After-Dinner Poem, 135.
After the Funeral, 142.

Age of Reason, The, 51-53, 60.

Ages, The, 153.

Alcott, A. B., 93, 104.

Aldrich, T. B., 170, 197.

Algerine Captive, The, 63.
Algic Researches, 130.

Alhambra, The, 74.

All Quiet Along the Potomac, 184.

Alnwick Castle, 81.

Alsop, Richard, 55, 56.

Backwoodsman, The, 72.
Ballad of the Oysterman, 133.
Ballads and Other Poems, 126.
Bancroft, George, 123, 138, 145, 146.
Barbara Frietchie, 158.

Barlow, Joel, 51, 52, 55-58.

Battle Hymn of the Republic, 183.
Battle of the Kegs, 59.
Battlefield, The, 154.

Bay Fight, The, 184.

Bay Psalm Book, The, 21.
Bedouin Song, 172.
Beecher, H. W., 175, 176.
Beecher, Lyman, 98, 175.

Beers, Mrs. E. L., 184.

Beleaguered City, The, 126, 129.

Belfry of Bruges, The, 126, 127.

Beverly, Robert, 17.

American, The, 206.

American Civil War, The, 182.

American Conflict, The, 182.

American Flag, The, 80.

128.

Biglow Papers, The, 139-142, 159, 188.

"Bill Nye," 193.

Black Cat, The, 166.

American Note-Books, 95, 114, 116, 119, Black Fox of Salmon River, The, 157.

American Scholar, The, 93, 104, 123.

Ames, Fisher, 50, 51.

Among My Books, 143.

Anabel Lee, 165.

Anarchiad, The, 55.

Army Life in a Black Regiment, 186.

Army of the Potomac, The, 183.

Art of Book-Making, The, 77.

"Artemus Ward," 188, 189–193, 194.
Arthur Mervyn, 63, 65.

At Teague Poteet's, 203.

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Brahma, 105, 109.

Brainard, J. G. C., 156, 157, 175.

Brick Moon, The, 196.

Atlantic Monthly, The, 136, 143, 150, 151, Bridal of Pennacook, The, 157, 159.

185, 186, 195, 197, 208.

Atlantis, 169.

Auf Wiedersehen, 142.

Autobiography, Franklin's, 28, 38, 39, 40,
73.

Autocrat of the Breakfast Table, The, 132,
136, 137.
Autumn, 125.

Bridge, The, 129.

Broken Heart, The, 77.
Brown, C. B., 63-65.

Browne, C. F. (See "Artemus Ward.")
Brownell, H. H., 184, 185.

Bryant, W. C., 68, 80, 124, 125, 133, 151–155,
162, 169.

Buccaneer, The, 89.

Building of the Ship, The, 127.

Bundle of Letters, A, 206.

Burnett, Mrs. F. H., 205.
Bushnell, Horace, 99.

Busy-Body, The, 38, 53, 74.
Butler, W. A., 170.
Byrd, Wm., 16, 17.

Cable, G. W., 203.
Calhoun, J. C., 46, 86.

Cambridge Thirty Years Ago, 123.
Cape Cod, 111.

Capture of Fugitive Slaves, 140.
Cary, Alice, 178.

Cary, Phoebe, 173.

Cask of Amontillado, The, 166.

Cassandra Southwick, 159.
Cathedral, The, 144.

Cecil Dreeme, 185.

Century Magazine, The, 150, 183, 197.

Chambered Nautilus, The, 135.

Chance Acquaintance, A, 208.

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Channing, W. E., 73, 90-92, 93, 97-100, 106. Deserted Road, The, 173.

Channing, W. E., Jr., 106, 110, 119.

Channing, W. H., 106.

Chapel of the Hermits, The, 158.

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Conspiracy of Pontiac, The, 147.

Constitution and the Union, The, 87.

Dial, The, 93, 98, 105, 106.

Dialogue Between Franklin and the Gout,

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Edwards, Jonathan, 35-37, 58, 91, 97, 99.
Eggleston, Edward, 202.

Constitution of the United States, The, 45, Elevator, The, 63, 210.

85.

Contentment, 85.

Contrast, The, 63.

Conversations on the Gospels, 104.

Conversations on Some of the Old Poets,

143.

Cooke, J. E., 169.

Eliot, John, 21, 23.

Elsie Venner, 137.
Emerson, Charles, 106.

Emerson, R. W., 88, 93, 96-113, 119, 122, 123,
128, 129, 138, 151, 154, 160, 179.
Endicott's Red Cross, 25, 118.
English Note-Books, 119,

Cooper, J. F., 61, 71, 73, 81-84, 89, 107, 130, English Traits, 103, 109.

147, 168, 204.

Coral Grove, The, 175.

Cotton, John, 22, 23, 28, 29.

Count Frontenac and New France, 147.
Courtin', The, 141, 188.

Courtship of Miles Standish, The, 26.
Cow Chase, The, 59.

Ephemeræ, 176.

Epilogue to Cato, 60.
Eternal Goodness, 158.
Ethan Brand, 117.
Europeans, The, 206, 207.
Evangeline, 129, 130.
Evening Wind, The, 153.

Everett, Edward, 89, 90, 133, 138, 189.
Excelsior, 127.

Excursions, 111.

Hamilton, Alexander, 48, 49, 51, 87.
Hannah Thurston, 172.

Hans Breitmann Ballads, 202.

Expediency of the Federal Constitution, Hans Pfaall, 163.

48.

Eyes and Ears, 176.

F. Smith, 170.

Fable for Critics, A, 105, 142, 144.

Facts in the case of M. Valdemar, The, 164.
Fall of the House of Usher, The, 166.
Familists' Hymn, The, 25.
Fanshawe, 116.

Farewell Address, Washington's, 49.
Faust, Taylor's, 172.

Federalist, The, 48, 49.

Ferdinand and Isabella, 123, 145.

Final Judgment, The, 35.

Finch, F. M., 184.

Fire of Driftwood, The, 128.
Fireside Travels, 123.

Fitz Adam's Story, 141.
Flint, Timothy, 72.
Flood of Years, The, 155.
Footpath, The, 142.

Footsteps of Angels, 126.

Foregone Conclusion, A, 207.
Forest Hymn, 152.

Fortune of the Republic, 107.
Foster, S. C., 173, 174.

France and England in North America,
147.

Franklin, Ben., 28, 37, 40, 52, 53, 73, 74.
Freedom of the Will, 35.

French Poets and Novelists, 205.

Freneau, Philip, 60–62.

Harbinger, The, 94, 95.

Harper's Monthly Magazine, 150, 151, 197.
Harris, J. C., 202.

Harte, F. B., 193, 198-202.
Hasty Pudding, 57.

Haunted Palace, The, 165.
Hawthorne, Julian, 118.

Hawthorne, Nathaniel, 9, 18, 25, 32, 56, 63,
93, 95, 105, 106, 108, 114-120, 124, 128,
129, 137, 138, 150, 160, 166, 172, 182, 185,
187, 188, 204, 205, 209.

Hay, John, 201, 202.

Health, A, 85.

Heathen Chinee, The, 200.

Hedge, F. H., 95.

Height of the Ridiculous, The, 132.

Henry, Patrick, 43, 44, 48.

Hiawatha, 61, 130.

Higginson, T. W., 75, 95, 105, 186.

His Level Best, 195.

History of New England, Winthrop's, 24-

27.

History of Plymouth Plantation, Brad-
ford's, 24, 25.

History of the Dividing Line, 16, 17.
History of the United Netherlands, 146.
History of the United States, Bancroft's,
123, 146; Higginson's, 75.

History of Virginia, Beverly's, 17; Smith's,
15; Stith's, 17.
Hoffman, C. F., 170.

Holland, J. G., 197.

Fuller, Margaret, 93, 95, 99, 100, 105, 106, Holmes, O. W., 29, 85, 93, 94, 122, 123, 131-

109, 119, 131.

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138, 141, 151, 153, 160, 183, 186, 187, 188.
Home, Sweet Home, 84.

Homesick in Heaven, 135.
Hooker, Thomas, 28, 30, 31, 99.
Hoosier Schoolmaster, The, 202.
Hopkins, Lemuel, 55.
Hopkinson, Francis, 59.

Hopkinson, Joseph, 59.

Horse-Shoe Robinson, 168.

House of the Seven Gables, The, 115, 118.
Howe, Mrs. J. W., 183.

Howells, W. D., 63, 203-205, 207-210.
Humphreys, David, 55, 56,

Hymn at the Completion of Concord Mon-
ument, 110.

Hymn of the Moravian Nuns, 125.

Graham's Magazine, 150, 160, 162, 164, 171. Hymn to the Night, 126.

Grandfather's Chair, 32.

Grandissimes, The, 203.

Greeley, Horace, 95, 171, 182.
Green River, 153.

Greene, A. G., 85.

Greenfield Hill, 58.

Guardian Angel, The, 137, 138.

Hail, Columbia! 59, 60, 80.
Hale, E. E., 122, 164, 195, 196.
Halleck, F. G., 80, 81, 89, 109.
Halpine, C. G., 186.

Hymn to the North Star, 152.
Hyperion, 131.

Ichabod, 158.

If, Yes, and Perhaps, 195.
Iliad, Bryant's, 155.

Illustrious Providences, 29.

In the Tennessee Mountains, 203.
In the Twilight, 142.

In War Time, 157.
Independent, The, 176.
Indian Bible, Eliot's, 21.

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