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Dogmatism not confined to

lars, 169.

Doubt, a vestibule, 251.

Doubt, a serious one, 324.

scho- Gamester doubly ruined, how, 200.
Glory, road to it, arduous, 68.
Glory of the christian, 149.
God on the side of virtue, 154.

Drafts drawn by genius on posteri-God will excuse our prayers, when,

ty always paid, 36.

149.

Dreams prove nothing but the cre- Good unalloyed, a rare thing, 7.

dulity of mankind, 446.

Duels the fault of seconds as often
as of principals, 58.
Ease in style not easy, 584.
Eccentricity, 16.

Efforts profusely rewarded, when,

416.

Egotism awkward, 104.
Eloquence true, hits hearts as well
as heads, 268.

Elizabeth, Queen, her life preserv
ed, how, 503.
Emulation, a spur not of gold, 212
Ennui, its empire, 259.
Enthusiasm,
Envy, 310.

17.

Envious, their censure does us cre-
dit, 573.

Error differs from ignorance, 1.
Error, one that all commit and all
abuse, 502.

Errors, little ones to be pardoned,
when, 560.

Estate, a very large one, and pays
no tax, what, 85.
Events, how construed by enthusi-
asts, 167.

Evils remediless, two, 55.
Evidence seldom, if ever, appears
in a court of justice, 578.
Experience, when cheapest, 33.
Falsehood, like a perspective, 241.
Falstaff, his soldiers feared but one
thing, 299.

Fame, an undertaker, 527.
Fanatics always inexorable, 222.
Fashion, 547.

Female improvement, 137.
Fear debilitates, 286.

Fine houses, finest when, 30.
Flattery adroit, when, 83.
Fools formidable, why, 266.
Fortune not blind, why, 79.
Forbidden things, 14.
Franklin, Doctor, 404.
Friends more difficult to forgive
than enemies, 576.
Friendship's politic, when, 390,

Governments give national charac-
ter, not climates, 335.
Great men like comets, 252,
Great men, where deceived, 132.
Greatness best appreciated by the
greatest, 583.
Habit, 558.

Half measures, 174.
Happiness, 447.

Hatred differs from pity, in what,

478.

Head, the seat of contentment, 163.
Head of a party, 22.

Heaven, the road to it too narrow
for wheels, 178.

Hesitation, a weakness, 401.
Honour differs from virtue, 26.
Hope, 108.

Horace, a sycophantic satyrist, 413.
Human expletives, 89
Humility, 556.
Hunter, John, 473.
Hurry differs from dispatch, 74,
Hypocrites, 11—29.
Hypocrisy, 143.

of vice, 271.
Hypochondriacs die daily, 238.
Idiosyncrasy exists in mind as well
as in body, 586.
Idleness expensive, why, 70.
Ignorance, 1.

Imitators of princes numerous, 199.
Infidels believe more than believers,

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living ones, more flattered, but less praised than they de serve, 545.

Knowledge, 50.

How attained,

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155.

Opinions, when they may be changed without suspicion, 102.

213. The clearest the most Opponents best answered, how,

simple, 187.

Labour, a good, 67.

Law and equity, 381.

Laws and arms, 162.

Learned blunders, 408.

Letters, laboured ones, 195.

Life a theatre, 18.

119.

Opportunities often overlooked, 46.
Orators, pleaders seldom good ones,

581.

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Patriots, modern, 176.

its ills how to bear them, 95. Pedantry wrong by rules, 48.

Logic, 302, 548.

London audience, 309.
Love without jealousy, 94.

of power, 156.
Magnanimity in a cottage, 90.
Man a paradox, 408. A link, 587.
Many men neither bad nor good,
why, 82.

Man both social and selfih, 327.
Martyrdom, proves what, 410.
Matrimony, 532.

Martyrs, modern, scarce, 201.
Mathematics, 336.

Men every where the same, 91.
Have two eyes, but one tongue,

112.

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Persecutors often hypocrites, 206. People, remarks on enlightening, 494.

Philip, King, 505.

Philosophy a jack of all trades, 205. Physiognomists, pickpockets the best, $37.

Physic most despised by physicians,

338.

Pitt, William, a neat manœuvre of
his, 414-

Plans best executed, when, 61.
Plagiarism, 546.
Politic knave, 10.
Poets, seldom original, 198.
Poor laws, 529.

Posthumous charity, 341.
Politics and personalities, 566.
Powerful friends may be too pow-
erful to serve us, 535.
Prayer, a good one, 194.
Profession abused with safety,
when, 53

Property, the only real, 52.
Pride paradoxical, 207. Miscalcu-
lates, 150.

Private vices public benefits, false,

350:

Prating coxcombs, 373.
Prodigality, the rarest, 445.
Pulpit eloquence, 64.
Public events, their moral, 31.
Pursuit, there is but one that all
can follow, 49.
Quacks, literary ones, 552.

LACON:

OR

MANY THINGS IN FEW WORDS;

ADDRESSED TO

THOSE WHO THINK.

BY THE REV. C. C. COLTON, A. M.

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LATE FELLOW OF KING'S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE; AUTHOR OF HYPOCRISY, A SATIRE;''MOSCOW, A POEM ;' CRITICAL REMARKS ON

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LONGMAN, HURST, REES, ORME, BROWN, AND GREEN,

PATERNOSTER-ROW.

1825.

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INTRODUCTION

TO THE

SECOND VOLUME.

I KNOW not that I should have attempted a Second Volume of LACON, if the first had not met with some encouragement; Its reception has proved that my book has been purchased at least by the many, and I have testimonies far more gratifying, that it has not been disapproved of by the few. He that aspires to produce a work that shall instruct and amuse the unlearned, without displeasing or disgusting the scholar, proposes to himself an object more attainable perhaps on any other theme, than on that which I have adopted; for on this subject all men are critics, although very few are connoisseurs; the man of the world is indig nant at being supposed to stand in need of information, and the philosopher feels that he is above it; the old will not quit the school of their own experience, and hope is the only moralist that has any weight with the young. There are many things on which even a coxcomb will receive instruction with gratitude, as for instance a knowledge of the languages, or of the mathematics,

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