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Though the just critic pass my humble name,

And sweeter lips have drained the cup of fame,

While my gay stanza pleased the banquet's lords,

The soul within was tuned to deeper

chords!

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Say, shall my arms, in other conflicts taught

To swing aloft the ponderous mace of thought,

Lift, in obedience to a school-girl's law, Mirth's tinsel wand or laughter's tickling straw?

Say, shall I wound with satire's rankling spear

The pure, warm hearts that bid me welcome here?

No! while I wander through the land of dreams,

To strive with great and play with trifling themes,

Let some kind meaning fill the varied line. You have your judgment; will you trust to mine?

70 1846.

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And oft as on the ancient stock another twig was found,

'T was filled with caudle spiced and hot, and handed smoking round.

But, changing hands, it reached at length a Puritan divine,

Who used to follow Timothy, and take a little wine,

But hated punch and prelacy; and so it was, perhaps,

He went to Leyden, where he found conventicles and schnapps.

And then, of course, you know what 's next: it left the Dutchman's shore With those that in the Mayflower came,a hundred souls and more,— Along with all the furniture, to fill their new abodes,

To judge by what is still on hand, at least a hundred loads.

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Now being from Paris but recently,

This fine young man would show his skill;

And so they gave him, his hand to try, A hospital patient extremely ill.

Some said that his liver was short of bile,
And some that his heart was over size,
While some kept arguing, all the while,
He was crammed with tubercles up to
his eyes.

This fine young man then up stepped he,
And all the doctors made a pause;
Said he, The man must die, you see,
By the fifty-seventh of Louis's laws.

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But since the case is a desperate one,
To explore his chest it may be well;
For if he should die and it were not done,
You know the autopsy would not tell.

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Then out his stethoscope he took,
And on it placed his curious ear;
Mon Dieu! said he, with a knowing look,
Why, here is a sound that's mighty
queer!

The bourdonnement is very clear,-
Amphoric buzzing, as I'm alive!
Five doctors took their turn to hear;
Amphoric buzzing, said all the five.

There's empyema beyond a doubt;
We'll plunge a trocar in his side.
The diagnosis was made out,-
They tapped the patient; so he died.

Now such as hate new-fashioned toys
Began to look extremely glum;
They said that rattles were made for
boys,

And vowed that his buzzing was all a hum.

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Green be the graves where her martyrs are lying!

Shroudless and tombless they sunk to their rest,

While o'er their ashes the starry fold flying
Wraps the proud eagle they roused
from his nest.

Borne on her Northern pine,
Long o'er the foaming brine

Spread her broad banner to storm and to

sun;

Heaven keep her ever free,
Wide as o'er land and sea

Floats the fair emblem her heroes have
won!

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When lawyers take what they would give, And doctors give what they would take,

When city fathers eat to live,

Save when they fast for conscience'
sake,-

When one that hath a horse on sale
Shall bring his merit to the proof,
Without a lie for every nail

That holds the iron on the hoof,-
When in the usual place for rips

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Our gloves are stitched with special care,
And guarded well the whalebone tips
Where first umbrellas need repair,—

When Cuba's weeds have quite forgot
The power of suction to resist,
And claret-bottles harbor not

Such dimples as would hold your fist,

When publishers no longer steal,

And pay for what they stole before,When the first locomotive's wheel

Rolls through the Hoosac Tunnel's
bore;-

"Poems," 1849. Till then let Cumming blaze away,
And Miller's saints blow up the globe;
But when you see that blessed day,
Then order your ascension robe!

LATTER-DAY WARNINGS 1

When legislators keep the law,

When banks dispense with bolts and locks,

When berries-whortle, rasp and strawGrow bigger downwards through the box,

1 From the Autocrat of the Breakfast Table, where it is introduced by:

"I should have felt more nervous about the late comet, if I had thought the world was ripe. But it is very green yet, if I am not mistaken. If certain things, which seem to me essential to a millennium, had come to pass, should have been frightened; but they haven't." The Second Adventists were active and numerous in Boston in the middle of the Nineteenth Century. Their prominent church building has since become notorious as a cheap variety show house.

Atlantic Monthly, Nov., 1857.

THE CHAMBERED NAUTILUS 1 This is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign,

Sails the unshadowed main,-
The venturous bark that flings
On the sweet summer wind its purpled
wings

1 From the Autocrat of the Breakfast Table.
"If you will look into Roget's Bridgewater
Treatise you will find a figure of one of these
shells and a section of it. The last will show
you the series of enlarging compartments suc
cessively dwelt in by the animal that inhabits
the shell, which is built in a widening spiral.
Can you find no lesson in this?"

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