VERSES Wrote in a Lady's Ivory Table-Book: P Anno, 1698. ERUSE my Leaves thro' ev'ry Part, Expos'd to every Coxcomb's Eyes, Whe, that had Wit, would place it here, To To think that your Brains Iffue is ΤΟ Their EXCELLENCIES the Lords Justices O F IRELAND, The Humble PETITION of Frances Harris, Anno 1700. -Humbly Sheweth, T HAT I went to warm my felf in Lady Farthings, in Money and Gold; So because I had been buying things for my Lady laft Night, I was refolved to tell my Money, to see if it was right: Now Now you must know, because a very bad Lock," Trunk has my Therefore all the Money, I have, which God knows is a very fmall Stock, I keep in my Pocket ty'd about my Middle, next my Smock. So when I went to put up my Purfe, as God would have it, my Smock was unript, And, inftead of putting it into my Pocket, down it flipt: Then the Bell rung, and I went down to put my Lady to Bed, And, God knows I thought my Money was as fafe as my Maiden-head. So when I came up again, I found my Pocket feel very light, But when I fearch'd, and mifs'd my Purfe, Lord! I thought, I fhould have funk out-right: Lord! Madam, fays Mary, how d'ye do? Indeed, fays I, never worse. But pray, Mary, can you tell what I have done with my Purfe? Lord help me, faid Mary, I never ftir'd out of this place! Nay, faid I, I had it in Lady Betty's Chamber, that's a plain Cafe." So Mary got me to Bed, and cover'd me up warm, However fhe ftole away my Garters, that I might do my felf no harm: So I tumble'd and tofs'd all Night, as you may very well think, But hardly ever fet my Eyes together, or flept a Wink. So I was a dream'd, mé-thought, that we went and fearch'd the Folks round, And in a Corner of Mrs. Duke's Box, ty'd in a Rag, the money was found. 0. So So next Morning we told Whittle, and he fell 2 Swearing; Then my Dame Wadgar came, and fhe, you know, is thick of Hearing; Dame, faid I, as loud as I could bawl, do you know what a Lofs I have had? Nay, faid fhe, my Lord all very fad, t Collway's Folks are For my Lord f Dromedary comes a Tuesday without fail: Pugh! faid I, but that's not the Bufinefs that Iail. Says Cary, fays he, I have been a Servant this Five and Twenty Years, come Spring, And in all the Places I liv'd,I never heard of fuch a Thing. Yes, fays the Steward, I remember, when I was at my Lady Shrewsbury's, Such a Thing as this happen'd, juft about the time of Goosberries. So I went to the Party fufpected, and I found her full of Grief; (Now you must know, of all Things in the World, I hate a Thief.) However, I was refolv'd to bring the Difcourfe flily about: Mrs. Dukes, faid I, here's an ugly Accident has happen'd out; 'Tis not that I value the Money three fkips of a Loufe; But the Thing that I ftand upon, is the Credit of the Houfe; "Tis true, Seven Pounds, four Shillings, and fix Pence makes a great Hole in my Wages, Befides, as they fay, Service is no Inheritance in the fe Ages. * Gallway. † Droghada. Now, |