A Canon! that's a Place too mean: To live in Plenty, Power, and Eafe. And Silver Verge, with Decent Pride First Fruits, and Tenths, and Chapter-Treats, To hinder Clergy-Men from thriving. *The Drs. Procter. He 1 But was fo Dirty, Pale and Thin, Truce good my Lord, I beg a Truce. I have Experience dearly bought; Then fince you now have done your Worft, * The Porter. FINI S. A LETTER FROM A LAY-PATRON to a GENTLEMAN, defigning for HOLY ORDERS. Quid igitur profuit vidiffe te Veritatem, quam nec deferfurus effes nec fecuturus. Lactant. SIR, A LTHOUGH it was against my Knowledge or Advice, that you entred into Holy Orders, under the prefent Difpofitions of Mankind towards the Church, yet fince it is now fuppofed too late to recede (at leaft according to the general Practice and Opinion) I cannot forbear offering my Thoughte to you upon this New Condition of Life you are engaged in. I could heartily wifh, that the Circumstances of your Fortune had enabled you to have continued fome Years longer in the Univerfity; at leaft, 'till you were ten Years standing, to have laid in a competent Stock of human Learning, and fome Knowledge in Divinity before you der you attempted to appear in the World. For I cannot but lament the common Courfe, which at least Nine in Ten of thofe, who enter into the Ministry, are obliged to run. When they have taken a Degree, and are confequer.tly grown a Burther to their Friends who now rtrink themfelves fully difcharged, they get into Oras foon as they can; (upon which I fhall make no Remarks J first folierte a Readear hip, and if they be very fortunate, arrive in time to a Curacy here in Town, or elfe are fent to be Affiftants in the Country, where they probably continue feveral Years (many of them their whole Lives) with Thirty or Forty Pounds a Year for their Support, 'till fome Bifhop, who happens not to be overftock'd with Relations, or attached to Favourites, or is content to Supply his Diocefs without Colonies from England, beftows them fome inconfiderable Benefice, when 'tis odds they are already incumbred with a numerous Family. I would be glad to know what Intervals of Life f Perfons can poffibly fet apart for Improvement of their Minds or which way they could be furnifh'd with Books, the Library they brought with them from their College, being ufually not the moft numerous, or judiciously chofen. If fuch Gentlemen arrive to be great Scholars, it muft, I think, be er ther by Means fupernatural, or by a Method altogether out of any Road yet known to the Learned. But I conceive the Fact directly otherwife, and that many of them lofe the great est part of the fmall Pittance they received at the Univerfity I take it for granted, that you intend to parfue the beaten Track, and are already defirous to 0 to be feen in a Pulpit, only I hope, you wil! think it proper to pafs your Quarentine among fome of the defolate Churches five Miles round this Town, where you may at least learn to Read and to Speak, before you venture to expofe your Parts in a City-Congregation; not that thefe are better Judges, but becaufe, if a Man muft needs expofe his Folly, it is more fafe and difcreet to do fo, before few Witneffes and in a feat tered Neighbourhood. And you will do well if you can prevail upon fome intimate and judicious Friend to be your conftant Hearer, and allow him with the utmoft Freedom to give you No tice of whatever he fhall find amifs either in your Voice or Gefture; for want of which early Warning, many Clergy-men continue defective, and fometimes ridiculous to the end of their Lives; neither is it rare to observe among ex cellent and learned Divines, a certain ungrati ous Manner, or an unhappy Tone of Voice, which they never have been able to fake off. I could likewife have been glad, if you had applied your felf a little more to the Study of the Engli Language, than I fear you have done; the Neglect whereof is one of the most general Defects among the Scholars of this King dom, who feem to have not the leaft Concep tion of a Style, but run on in a flat kind of Phrafeology, often mingled with barbarous Terms and Expreffions, peculiar to the Nation: Neither do I perceive that any Perfon, either finds or acknowledges his Wants upon this Head, or in the leat defires to have them fupplyed. Proper Words in proper Places make the true Definition of a Style. But this would require |