1555 As at thanksgivings th' used to do; Like vermin in effigy slain. 'But, what's more dreadful than the rest, Those rumps are but the tail o' th' beast, Set up to popish engineers, 1560 As by the crackers plainly appears; 1575 Though some suppose, 'twas but to shew 1580 How much they scorned the saints, the few, Who, 'cause they 're wasted to the stumps, Are represented best by rumps. But jesuits have deeper reaches In all their politic far-fetches; 1585 And from the Coptic priest, Kircherus, And by their stings, the swords they wore, go Held forth authority and power; 1590 Because these subtle animals Bear all their interests in their tails; For, as in bodies natural, The rump's the fundament of all, The same thing with the stern and compass; 1610 Rests with his tail above his head, 1615 'The learned rabbins of the Jews Write, there's a bone, which they call Luez, I' th' rump of man, of such a virtue, No force in nature can do hurt to; And therefore, at the last great day, 1620 All th' other members shall, they say, Spring out of this, as from a seed All sorts of vegetals proceed; From whence the learned sons of art, Os sacrum justly style that part: 1625 Then what can better represent, Than this rump bone, the parliament? That after several rude ejections, And as prodigious resurrections, With new reversions of nine lives, 1630 Starts up, and, like a cat, revives? But now, alas! they're all expired, And th' house, as well as members, fired; Consumed in kennels by the rout, With which they other fires put out; 1635 Condemned t' ungoverning distress, And paltry private wretchedness; Worse than the devil to privation, Beyond all hopes of restoration; And parted, like the body and soul, 1640 From all dominion and control. We, who could lately, with a look, Enact, establish, or revoke, Whose arbitrary nods gave law, And frowns kept multitudes in awe; 1645 Before the bluster of whose huff, All hats, as in a storm, flew off; Adored and bowed to by the great, Down to the footman and valet ; Had more bent knees than chapel-mats, 1650 And prayers than the crowns of hats, Shall now be scorned as wretchedly; For ruin 's just as low as high; Which might be suffered were it all The horror that attends our fall: 1655 For some of us have scores more large Than heads and quarters can discharge; And others, who, by restless scraping, With public frauds, and private rapine, Have mighty heaps of wealth amassed, 1660 Would gladly lay down all at last; 1665 And, to be but undone, entail Their vessels on perpetual jail, And bless the devil to let them farms This said, a near and louder shout Of outward men, and bulks and paunches, 1675 Of all their crushed and broken members, PART III.-CANTO III. THE ARGUMENT. The knight and squire's prodigious flight And one more fair address, to get her. WHO would believe what strange bugbears WHO Mankind creates itself, of fears, That spring, like fern, that insect weed, 5 And have no possible foundation, And yet can do more dreadful feats 10 Than all their nurseries of elves. 15 For fear does things so like a witch, To chop and change intelligences; As Rosicrucian virtuosos Can see with ears, and hear with noses; |