And here are her week-day shoes, and there is her week-day hat, And yonder's her weddin' gown: I wonder she didn't take that. 'Twas only this mornin' she came and call'd me her " dearest dear," And said I was makin' for her a regular paradise here! O God! if you want a man to sense the pains of Hell, Good-bye! I wish that death had sever'd us two apart: And if I thought I could bring my words on Heaven to bear, I would pray that I might be, if it only could be so, As happy and gay as I was a half an hour ago. JANE (entering). Why, John, what a litter here! you've thrown things all around! Come, what's the matter now? and what have you lost or found? And here's my father here, a waiting for supper, too; I've been a-riding with him, he's that "handsomer man than you." Ha ha! Pa, take a seat, while I put the kettle on, And get things ready for tea, and kiss my dear old John. Why, John, you look so strange! come, what has cross'd your track? I was only a-joking, you know, I'm willing to take it back. JOHN (aside). Well, now, 'Twas one of her practical drives, she thought I'd understand! But I'll never break sod again till I get the lay of the land. But one thing's settled with me, to appreciate Heaven well, 'Tis good for a man to have some fifteen minutes of Hell. THE VAGABONDS. J. T. TROWBRIDGE. We are two travellers, Roger and I. Roger's my dog:- come here, you scamp! Jump for the gentlemen, mind your eye! Over the table, look out for the lamp! The rogue is growing a little old; Five years we've tramp'd through wind and weather, And slept out-doors when nights were cold, And ate and drank - and starved together. We've learn'd what comfort is, I tell you! A bed on the floor, a bit of rosin, (This out-door business is bad for strings, ) Then a few nice buckwheats hot from the griddle, And Roger and I set up for kings! No, thank ye, sir, - I never drink; Well, something hot, then, we won't quarrel. He's thirsty, too, see him nod his head? What a pity, sir, that dogs can't talk! He understands every word that's said, And he knows good milk from water-and-chalk. The truth is, sir, now I reflect, I've been so sadly given to grog, I wonder I've not lost the respect (Here's to you, sir!) even of my dog. He'll follow while he has eyes in his sockets. There isn't another creature living Would do it, and prove, through every disaster, So fond, so faithful, and so forgiving, To such a miserable thankless master! No, sir! see him wag his tail and grin ! By George! it makes my old eyes water! That is, there's something in this gin That chokes a fellow. But no matter! We'll have some music, if you're willing, And Roger (hem! what a plague a cough is, sir!) Shall march a little. Start, you villain ! Stand straight! 'Bout face! Salute your officer! Dress! Take your rifle ! (Some dogs have arms, you see.) Put up that paw! Cap, while the gentlemen give a trifle, To aid a poor old patriot-soldier. March! Now hold your Halt! Now show how the traitor shakes, When he stands up to hear his sentence; Now tell us how many drams it takes To honour a jolly new acquaintance. Five yelps, that's five; he's mighty knowing! Quick, sir! I'm ill, my brain is going! — Some brandy, thank you, there! Why not reform? That's easily said; - it passes! But I've gone through such wretched treatment, Sometimes forgetting the taste of bread, And scarce remembering what meat meant, That my poor stomach's past reform; And there are times when, mad with thinking, I'd sell out Heaven for something warm To prop a horrible inward sinking. Is there a way to forget to think? At your age, sir, home, fortune, friends, A dear girl's love, but I took to drink; The same old story; you know how it ends. If you could have seen these classic features, You needn't laugh, sir; they were not then Such a burning libel on God's creatures: I was one of your handsome men! If you had seen her, so fair and young, When the wine went round, you wouldn't have guess'd From door to door, with fiddle and dog, Ragged and penniless, and playing To you to-night for a glass of grog! She's married since, a parson's wife : 'Twas better for her that we should part, Better the soberest, prosiest life Than a blasted home and a broken heart. I have seen her? Once: I was weak and spent But little she dream'd, as on she went, You've set me talking, sir; I'm sorry; It makes me wild to think of the change! What do you care for a beggar's story? Is it amusing? you find it strange? I had a mother so proud of me! "Twas well she died before. Do you know If the happy spirits in Heaven can see The ruin and wretchedness here below? Another glass, and strong, to deaden This pain; then Roger and I will start. I wonder, has he such a lumpish, leaden, Aching thing, in place of a heart? He is sad sometimes, and would weep, if he could, I'm better now; that glass was warming. For supper and bed, or starve in the street. But soon we shall go where lodgings are free, And the sleepers need neither victuals nor drink ; The sooner, the better for Roger and me! SEARCHING FOR THE SLAIN. HOLD the lantern aside, and shudder not so; You're his wife; you love him, — you think so; and I In a ditch with the rest, while my arms can bear You will go? then no faintings! Give me the light, |