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there show that Reform is the tency

because he has since ata curé ? Oh! no. When the fa- tacked him. It is curious enough, vourable occasion offers, he is that none of the hypocrites ever always silent aš mouse in cheese. think of this ! He is like Vainlove in the Old At this moment'"Glory" merely Bachelor: when the lady is kind, seems to overlay, to keep in a he is cold. Has not this been inva-torpid state, the really publicriably his conduct ? Now hot, now spirited people of Westminster, cold, now boisterous as Boreas, which city, by the means of his now silent as the Zephyr, and tools, the Rump, he has reduced always without rhyme or reason. to be a practical rotten borough. What can any man of sense ex- Trade is suffering as much as pect in the way of public utility, agriculture. Tradesmen, without from a person so inconstant and scarcely an exception, are in the capricious; one day, nay, one most embarrassed circumstances, hour, all zeal and energy and and that, too, from the same cause hope and confidence, and the that is sinking the farmer. He next, pouting, sulking, despairing, does not move an inch. What a “ dull as the weed that rots on fine occasion to come forward Lethe's wharf.” Who is to do with a petition from this great any thing with a man like this city, stating the condition to which I know the curse of attempting the country has been reduced, it. Aye, but I “praised him." | tracing all the evils to the parWell! and what was I to do? liament, showing the dangers that Bad as he was, he was our only now menace the country, and cock. We were to make the most showing the remedy to be a Reof him. We tried all means to form! What an occasion for make him fight. Major Cart-giving the example of this great wright praised him too, and has city to the rest of the nation ! never been accused of “ inconsis- How great, how good, how ef

fectual would that example be! tenant; and yet, do you


any Oh, no! The lady is in a melting thing from him in the way of putmood, and the fickle fribble turns ting an end to this state of things, his back to her!

or in that of doing justice to the He is a great land-owner in se- sufferers ? Oh, no! He is "geveral counties, and where is the pre- nerously” giving 5001. towards cious person of this great man” assisting the houseless;" he (and, of the son of placeman Hobhouse ? curious enough, along with Mr. For fifteen years was he railing, Kean) is setting a clap-trap of this in almost every speech, at dinners sort, while he is neglecting the and palace-yards, against “ the great means of preventing there great families.He was the only being any houseless in existence. real demagogue that I ever knew.

However, we have but a few He was always wanting to pull days to wait now before we 'see doùn “ the great families.He the part he will act in this someendeavour to

creep what new drama. We shall see under their skiris. Let them be- whether he will vote for the aboware of him; for, in firking him lishing of useless places,” and under their skirts, I may chance whether his faithful Sancho will to scratch them. But, at any vote along with him for abolishing rate, many of these are coming the Commissionership of Arcot forward with some feeling for Debts. The fact is, we shall see their tenants. Does he ? No, him do nothing even now, except, faith, and catch him at it if you perhaps, to vote for a Corn-Bill

He knows very well, that (as he tacitly did before), waste he is profiting along with the fund- another winter in a state of torholder; he knows how enormously pidity, and come out in May, at he gained from the labourer dur-the purity-of-election dinner, siting the war; he knows, that, now, ting with eyes half shut and soul he is profiting from the loss of the absorbed in self- complacency'

can now


while Hobhouse, Kinnaird, Wil-1" Glory” is an old bird, and son and the rest of his creeping does not like to let you put salt things besmear him over with the upon his tail. He saw, too, a slime of their nauseous applause. rival, perhaps, in the Reading I am, Sir,

Rump; and “

Glory,like the Your most obedient and

Turk, bears no brother near the Most humble Servant,

throne.” So that “ C. F. PalWM. COBBETT.

mer, Esq.” and “ J. B. Monck,

Esq." were compelled to put forth P. S. I see, that there is a Rump their profound matter about "moformed at Reading, in Berkshire, derate reform," unheard by these precisely on the “ Glory” plan. illustrious guardians of the liberThe evident intention is to make ties and honour of the city of that public-spirited town a rotten Westminster. borough in the hands of Messrs. Palmer and Monck, to descend, probably, to some others of the

purity” gentlemen. They have EMIGRANTS' COMPLAINTS, adopted the very phraseology of

On returning to Enginnd

from the the Westminster Rump. The

United States of America. people of Reading ought to be put upon their guard against this Various have been the complot; for a plot it is. The Read- plaints of different persons, coming Rump want, clearly, to being under the character above in close alliance with the Rump described. FEARON published a of Westminster. They invited whole book of complaints, one of

Glory,Hobhouse, and Kin- which was, that the women were naird to their “ purity dinner" so reserved, that there was really on Thursday, the 17th instant. no intercourse between the sexes, But, these cocks were shy. an assertion which must have



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puzzled Malthus exceedingly. “ dence of the Yankees in keepLet every one speak as he finds,“ ing me at a distance from their Mr. FEARON, I; - who used to “ families, of that you will judge dance with Yankee girls' more by the use that I made of the than thirty years ago, and who “ admission which I got to that of have lived in Yankee landş seven- “ Mr. HULME; and by the lies I teen years altogether, say, that the “ have grounded on the circumwomen of America are at once “stance of my having got into the unstarched and modest, frank and house of Mr. Cobbett.” If you innocent, sensible and gay; and had done this, the “ reserve" of I not say this under command the American women would have of the petticoat, having no relation been accounted for, FEARON's a 'native of that country. But, complaint, however, is only a Mr. Fearon, there is a difference trifle compared with those of in men.

Consider that! Most others. When I was coming women, in all countries, are home, this last tịme (1819) we endowed with great powers of had about forty returning emidiscrimination in matters of this grants, in the steerage. Some sort. When, therefore, you were English, some Welsh, asserting that there was no inter- Scotch, some Irish, some Gercourse between the sexes in Ames mans, and one Italian. There rica, and no getting admission into were men, women, and children, families, you should have been of almost all ages. I endeavoured

should have described to find out the specific reasons of yourself, and have said: “Under their return. In the cabin there “ stand, however, reader, though, were two young men, a Mr. L'ex“ a great ' Freethinking Chris- ROSE, an Irishman, and a Mr. Reid, - tian,' in back and knees, and a Scotchman, two very agree

face, and tongue, and brains, I able companions. The Captain, am but so so; and, as to the pru- besides being an able seaman,


honest; you



always sober, was a liberal, gay,

SONG. and good-natured man; and we had a great deal of fun, part of

1. which consisted of narrating, as I

'Twas on board the Hercules collected

That we ventur'd on the seas
information from the

From the port of New York, in November, 0: passengers, the grounds of their

The Captain, Nuthan Cobb,

More fit for such a job dislike to America; or, in one

Than any one that I can remember, 0! word, their complaints. Mr. Reid

2. used to play on the German flute; Of each people and each tongue,

Some aged and some young, and the two made a bargain with Wę passengers all have conspired, o !

To basten quickly back, me, when we were about mid-pas

To taste of food the lack, sage, that, if I would put our cala- And give rest to our jaws now so tired, og

3. mities in America into the form of a

For each good day of work song, one would play and the other

We had ten pounds of pork

Without placeman or parson to cheat sing it to me. I chose for the tune

But, we wanted to meet
The pretty Girl of Darby, O!

At the corner of each street

Roasted pigs to cry aloud, Come eat us, O! which Mr. Reid often played,

4. calling it one of “ Moore's. Melo

And (beside the naughty pigs)

The horses and the gigs
dies.” Hence arose the following did not come to take us out 'a riding, O!

While the pretty Canton Crapes
Melody," which describes, and,

And the coats of various shapes fully and fairly describes, the Kept as close in the shops as if hiding, o!

5. complaints, if examined to the

Then, the folks with feather-beds bottom, of my unfortunate fellow

Took it into their heads

That they had themselves a right to use them,O! passengers; and, if I were to

And those beds from us to keep, write ten volumes upon the sub- Who had come to help them sleep;

And for this Yankee trick, we'll abuse them, 0! ject I could not, perhaps, do it so

much justice to the general body We, who bachelors remain,
of returned emigrants.

Have, with Fearon, to complain,
That the pretty Yankee girls, sweet as honey, 0!

Did not come, with all their charms,

Jumping into our arms,
To give us ap their persons and their money, o:

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